Bionic Armchair Commando [ COMIC ]

Bionic Commando is one of the sweetest games you will ever play… No not the arcade version, that was crap… No not the weak Game Boy version or the watered down Game Boy Color version… though it did look pretty cool. No, I’m talking about the ultimate version of Bionic Commando for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

How cool was it to swing from place to with your bionic arm? Battling against a futuristic Nazis “Badds” only to find out that their leader is the resurrected Adolf Hilter “Master-D”… okay, maybe they changed a few things from the Japanese version, but it still had one of the coolest lines from the NES era: “What, you’re going to fight against me? You damn fool.”

If you’ve got an NES around and want a game actually worth your time to play, this is it.