Luigi’s Mansion was the first game that I got for my GameCube, when it launched. Its a fun game, but something about it always bothered me… why does Luigi keep shoving the stuff he finds in his arse? He finds a key, does a little congratulatory dance and then right into his sphincter. Did Nintendo think this was the best place for Mario’s brother to keep his belongings? I already know that Nintendo has some sort of obsession with Luigi’s arse. In Super Smash Brothers when Luigi rockets across the screen, he does so from the thrust of the flames coming out of his anus. But I digress, maybe I’m reading way too much into this… God I hope I’m reading too much into this.