Hypocritic Oaf

Hypocritic Oaf

Hypocritic Oaf

by Steve Napierski to Comics

To say that I don’t actually play video games is definitely a stretch. To say I don’t play a lot of video games anymore is much closer to the truth. But most of the time it feels like the prior.

Six years ago, when I first started Dueling Analogs, I had a lot less responsibilities in my life and a lot more free time to play games. Now I feel guilty whenever I still down to watch a half-hour of television, let alone game, because I know there’s always something else I need to do. The only bright side is that I’ve finally gotten over my desire to buy games just so they can sit unopened on my shelf and taunting me endlessly to play them…That’s right, I’m talking about you Rogue Galaxy.

My philosophy is, while I can, to work as hard as possible and get some sort of financial netting so that years down the road when I can’t work as hard I can now to comfortably relax. Maybe then I’ll finally have a chance to game more, again. Maybe…

Discussion (23)¬

  1. OnyxSparrow
    OnyxSparrow says:
    September 13, 2011 at 8:19 am #

    I feel very much the same myself… I tote the mantle of a “GameMaster” and yet I’m so busy with the work being done I hardly ever have time to actually get in a good RPing session.

  2. Konrad Salomon
    Konrad Salomon says:
    September 13, 2011 at 8:20 am #

    Rogue Galaxy is highly addictive, don’t start it if you want to use your time to do something else :)

  3. Mr Gask
    Mr Gask says:
    September 13, 2011 at 8:50 am #

    I have the opposite philosophy. Thanks to socialism, there is always a financial safety net. Why would I wait until I am too old to properly enjoy life, to waste it?

    • Ryu
      Ryu says:
      September 13, 2011 at 9:16 am #

      “Thank to the inevitability of death and the uncertainty of its onset, I think, screw financial security. I don’t wait to do things later, I do them now and I’m ready to die when I run out of things I want to do. Why would you do it any other way?”

  4. ThePeebs
    ThePeebs says:
    September 13, 2011 at 9:27 am #

    You’ve hit the head on the nail. Long before full time work and kids came a time where I’d play video games up to 8 hours/day. I had time to play guitar, even play some magic, the gathering. But now, lol, an hour of video games IF I don’t pass out on the couch around 8pm is more like it.

    Sucks to grow up.

    • Steve Napierski
      Steve Napierski says:
      September 13, 2011 at 9:36 am #

      Funny enough I would have uploaded the comic last night, but I passed out on the couch myself.

  5. Daniel
    Daniel says:
    September 13, 2011 at 3:07 pm #

    Why did I read the title as Hypocritic Oglaf after reading the last panel of the comic first?

  6. Jean
    Jean says:
    September 13, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    I hear ya, loud and clear. Love to game – it’s literally been my entire life, but as an adult I find less and less time to do so. It’s never money that’s a problem – we can afford to buy consoles and games now! It’s always time. :(

    Love your webcomic as well! :) Just discovered it today.

  7. Pappy
    Pappy says:
    September 13, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

    I don’t mind, honestly. The comics you make are thoughtful, funny and well-drawn. I would continue reading regardless of the theme.

  8. James
    James says:
    September 14, 2011 at 4:04 am #

    This makes me feel like crying! I used to plow through one 100-hour RPG after the other back in the good ol’ days. 8 hours of gaming a day? No problem. Now, after a day’s work and max. three hours to spare it’s “should I wedge in an hour of gaming or spend time with the wife/friends/do sports?”. Work is a total gaming killer! But I still keep buying new games. And that’s what REALLY kills me. Looking at the dozens of games I bought and never ever will have time to play. Well, there’s still retirement I guess…

    Games that I bought but have never ever played before:

    God’s Hand (PS2)
    Shadow of the Collossus (PS2)
    Okami (PS2)
    FF X-2 (PS2)
    FF XII (PS2)
    FF XIII (PS3)
    SSFIV (PS3)
    Bayonetta (PS3)
    God of War III (PS3)…oh my god! I could go on like this forever (a total of 31 untouched games)….

    • Taroni
      Taroni says:
      September 16, 2011 at 7:17 am #

      Bayonetta is no excuse, about two work days could beat it, do it now. You’ll enjoy it and get good laughs. Lucky me I work a screwed up schedule of two days on two days off, albeit 12 hours. so I do have some game time… yet anime like always take up more time …

      • James
        James says:
        September 19, 2011 at 6:26 am #

        Seriously? I’ve been wanting to give Bayonetta a try for ages. It does look awesome. Unfortunately, I chose to start playing “Dante’s Inferno” (meh!) a couple of weeks ago. I managed to do so for two hours but havent had time to switch on my PS3 ever since. Dilemma…

  9. Sixclaws
    Sixclaws says:
    September 14, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    The last panel.. Does it references to the oglaf webcomic?

    • Steve Napierski
      Steve Napierski says:
      September 14, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

      No. The title Hypocritic Oaf is a merely a play on the Hippocratic Oath.

  10. tallginge
    tallginge says:
    September 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm #

    My dad used to buy me games and consoles, just so he could go to my room to spend time with me and we’d game together, upon his retirement he bought a ps3 and currently beats most of my friends at online gaming

  11. ramdonperson
    ramdonperson says:
    September 15, 2011 at 2:29 am #

    I understand – 6 years ago i wouldn’t have, but now i totally do. I guess it evens out because i’m running out of free time to just read webcomics all day long. I’m going to keep up with Dueling Analogs as much as a can though, somewhere deep inside, Sonic the Hedgehog up the ass is still the funniest thing ever.

  12. meto
    meto says:
    September 15, 2011 at 4:20 am #

    Full ack. I’m reading you webcomic since it started but it’s my first commenting. As a father of a nice 4 months old lady, my gaming time is currently reduced to 2h/week online play with friends at best.

  13. Teldori
    Teldori says:
    September 15, 2011 at 10:01 am #

    I understand. When I got laid off and collected unemployment because even the local 7-11 wasn’t hiring, I had endless time to play games. When I managed to get a part time job at Target, I had less time. Now I’m working full time in my field again and Target on weekends to rebuild my savings. I have no time to game, and I’m usually asleep by 8:30PM :)

    Some of us don’t want to rely on the government for a way of life when we can’t work anymore. Long live ambition. Good job on the comic Steve.

  14. Just some Guy
    Just some Guy says:
    September 16, 2011 at 1:20 am #

    That last paragraph disturbs me to no end. I hate thinking thats the kind of world we live in. But we do……I’m going to go live in a forest.

  15. Natalie
    Natalie says:
    September 16, 2011 at 7:42 am #

    Haha, my philosophy is something along the lines of, I need to have fun NOW because if I work and work and work and save money and wait for a day when I can do things I enjoy…. I’ll either be retired by that point, or will have died in the meantime!

  16. Josh Rhoades
    Josh Rhoades says:
    November 16, 2012 at 11:01 am #

    That was a marvelous own.