Games I’m glad were never made...

Games I’m glad were never made…

by Steve Napierski to Comics

Hard to believe it’s been almost two years since the previous installment of “Games I am glad were never made…”. I’ve always had a lot of fun making these. Plus, imagining Blanka destroying a keyboard with brute force and lots of electricity makes me chuckle.

Expect a lot of classic themes to reemerge as I get back into the swing of regularly creating exclusive content for Dueling Analogs. It should be fun.

Discussion (12)¬

  1. Jasujo
    Jasujo says:
    August 16, 2012 at 10:19 am #

    I think I’d play Hipster’s Quest …

    • Steve Napierski
      Steve Napierski says:
      August 16, 2012 at 10:22 am #

      Funny thing is I actually have an idea of how to make Hipster’s Quest a payable game and it wouldn’t actually be that bad.

  2. quietm4n
    quietm4n says:
    August 16, 2012 at 11:02 am #

    I’m in for world of Pog I mean we have trading card games why not Pogs

  3. LunarAura
    LunarAura says:
    August 16, 2012 at 12:28 pm #


    • Mipset
      Mipset says:
      August 16, 2012 at 12:36 pm #

      Did you remember to do Blanka Lesson Number 6, Tape & Glue?

  4. Triaxx
    Triaxx says:
    August 16, 2012 at 1:41 pm #

    I’d love to learn typing from Blanka. It’d be AWESOME.

  5. White Rice
    White Rice says:
    August 16, 2012 at 9:31 pm #

    It’s funny, I saw the thumbnail showing Blanka, and thought to myself “I know what would be funny: Blanka Teaches Typing!” I click the link and what do I get? Perfection, that’s what.

    Anyway, what would the health items in Hipsters Quest be? Are we going logical with non-fat-grand-ventrini-soy-mocha-latta-pressos with extra whipped cream, or slightly obscure, and go with hotdogs?

  6. Jimmy T
    Jimmy T says:
    August 16, 2012 at 9:39 pm #

    Wow, it’s hard to believe that it’s even been two years since I’ve followed this comic, let alone two years since the last Games I’m Glad Were Never Made!

  7. stoutfiles
    stoutfiles says:
    August 17, 2012 at 8:46 am #

    I’m pretty sure all of these games would be fun. Nice try though.

  8. Slywolf15
    Slywolf15 says:
    August 17, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    Do you think you will ever pick up, “Rejected Mega man Villains” again? The mavericks were pretty cool but I always enjoyed the old ones, heck I still have the poster framed and everything, hehe

  9. Nemo
    Nemo says:
    August 19, 2012 at 12:33 am #

    POGs one of the most STUPID things ever…

    and someone make a shit load of money off of it.

    the POG guy and the PET ROCK guy are sitting in Fiji now laughing their asses off.

    • MarkSWH
      MarkSWH says:
      August 20, 2012 at 8:34 am #

      I take it that in the US they were just collected but never played with? Here it was the opposite – we usually had a tower of common pogs and each one of us had a plastic encased/slightly metallic pog and never bought anything else – we played the game and had fun. But then again, maybe that’s because I was 5-6 and I would have find anything awesome…