Dueling Anagrams

Dueling Anagrams

Dueling Anagrams

by Steve Napierski to Comics

At first I thought, “I’ll take a some video game titles and create anagrams of their names. Should be pretty quick to do and fun, as well. Though, I should probably limit it to only five titles.” Well, that was four hours ago and at the very moment I am writing this post, I still need one more to do. Quick my ass!

You see, the problem isn’t that there aren’t a lot of options, because there are. No, the problem is that there are just a lot less good options than I originally expected. Needless to say, you are reading this post and that means I finally found a fifth title to anagramize.

Just wanted to note that I spend almost thirty minutes trying to find a solution to Final Fantasy VII that allowed me to keep Tifa in the anagram.

Discussion (38)¬

  1. Ptival
    Ptival says:
    May 26, 2011 at 1:44 am #

    Love the Bioshock one!

    And thumbs up for the FF7 too.

  2. Anon
    Anon says:
    May 26, 2011 at 2:53 am #

    You know now I’m going to have to go make a webcomic called Delusional Gang.

    • BigLord
      BigLord says:
      May 26, 2011 at 8:24 am #

      HAHAHAHAHA do it! That’s hilarious!

  3. David Herbert
    David Herbert says:
    May 26, 2011 at 3:06 am #

    Nice.

  4. Joseph Collins
    Joseph Collins says:
    May 26, 2011 at 3:45 am #

    This comic is epic win. XD

  5. blackguard
    blackguard says:
    May 26, 2011 at 5:19 am #

    Amazing.

  6. Ido
    Ido says:
    May 26, 2011 at 5:31 am #

    Awesome, I agree that the FFVII one must’ve been hard o_O
    Xenogears => Gore An’ Sex… Was the best I could come with and it’s terrible lol.

  7. Palmer
    Palmer says:
    May 26, 2011 at 6:59 am #

    Did you not use an anagram generator?

    • Steve Napierski
      Steve Napierski says:
      May 26, 2011 at 9:13 am #

      I did. Thing is they can give you tens of thousands of results with none of them making any sense and then if you find one that actually does make sense then it has to actually be worth making, as well. Still takes time.

  8. H3xx
    H3xx says:
    May 26, 2011 at 8:29 am #

    Tifa Must be Kinky. ;D

    Starfox and Bioshock are hilarious.

  9. Shaows
    Shaows says:
    May 26, 2011 at 9:24 am #
  10. Rodolfo
    Rodolfo says:
    May 26, 2011 at 10:34 am #

    Excellent! The BioShock one is probably the best, a little sad if you think about it though. Can you make shirts out of these or that would be problematic?

    • Steve Napierski
      Steve Napierski says:
      May 26, 2011 at 10:44 am #

      If they were just the anagrams, I could. But I really doubt there’s enough interest in these being shirts to merit the time it would take to create and print them.

  11. lulz
    lulz says:
    May 26, 2011 at 11:16 am #

    rofl consolegames are funny because they all suck big fucking elephant dick!

  12. Ashcrexl
    Ashcrexl says:
    May 26, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    This is by far your silliest comic ever.

  13. Beastofwolves
    Beastofwolves says:
    May 26, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    Starcraft – Cart Farts – Scarf Tart
    World Of Warcraft – Craft Ward For Owl
    Borderlands – Bland Orders

  14. Iammars
    Iammars says:
    May 26, 2011 at 1:15 pm #

    Age of Empires = Erase Gimp Foe
    Pretty much describes ever game of Age of Empires I’ve played.

  15. Etansel
    Etansel says:
    May 26, 2011 at 1:58 pm #

    The funny thing about the FFVII one is there’s a remix album by Team Teamwork called Vinyl Fantasy VII :D. I guess it’s a favorite of Tifas’

    • Steve Napierski
      Steve Napierski says:
      May 26, 2011 at 2:18 pm #

      I imagined she was more into vinyl costumes…If you know what I mean?

      • White Rice
        White Rice says:
        May 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm #

        Wink wink nudge nudge say no more!

        Does she…does she like PHOTOGRAPHY? You know, CANDID pictures? Know what I mean?

        • Steve Napierski
          Steve Napierski says:
          May 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

          A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man. Know what I mean?

  16. Legacy
    Legacy says:
    May 26, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

    I don’t know, the concept of Hipster Tifa sounds like it could be rather amusing…

  17. derp2derpharder
    derp2derpharder says:
    May 26, 2011 at 5:53 pm #

    if only assassin’s creed had a “t” in it, then you could do “sister ass dances”

    • derp2derpharder
      derp2derpharder says:
      May 26, 2011 at 5:56 pm #

      NEVERMIND, Assassins creed brotherhood > ho sister dances her brood ass
      just dont ask what a brood ass is :p

  18. Omnithea
    Omnithea says:
    May 26, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

    Dwarf Goo is a pretty good description of what you turn enemies into in God of War.

  19. Ricky Shambles
    Ricky Shambles says:
    May 26, 2011 at 11:05 pm #
  20. Tom
    Tom says:
    May 27, 2011 at 12:31 am #

    Super Mario Brothers – Mirrors bother u apes?

    So the u was sort of cheating.

    Halo 3: ODST – 3D: Lost a ho

  21. Otis
    Otis says:
    May 27, 2011 at 2:55 am #

    How about:

    The Sims- She Mist
    Megaman- Game Man

  22. Dorje Sylas
    Dorje Sylas says:
    May 27, 2011 at 9:35 am #

    For a moment there I though you were also taking a jab at Gameloft, that iOS game maker with suspiciously similar titles to current PC and console hit games. Although I’m fairly sure “OXFarts” would not be approved for the App store…. “We don’t need any more fart Apps.”

  23. Justin
    Justin says:
    May 27, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    Leisure Suit Larry – Lusty Ruler I Arise

    • H3xx
      H3xx says:
      May 30, 2011 at 12:26 am #

      ROFLMAO

  24. Justin
    Justin says:
    May 27, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    Also, Alone in the Dark – Anal Ode Thinker

  25. Sephiriah
    Sephiriah says:
    May 27, 2011 at 3:43 pm #

    Resident Evil = Livened Tires
    XD

  26. Vake Xeacons
    Vake Xeacons says:
    May 28, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    Dude! These would make awesome bumper stickers! I want one!

    • H3xx
      H3xx says:
      May 30, 2011 at 12:28 am #

      Agreed. I want a sick hobo bumper sticker. XD

  27. ImpofthePerverse
    ImpofthePerverse says:
    May 29, 2011 at 8:40 am #

    Super Mario Galaxy = ‘I’m parasexual orgy.’

  28. Emily
    Emily says:
    May 30, 2011 at 2:21 am #

    Ocarina of Time: No Erotic Mafia

  29. Jakk Frost
    Jakk Frost says:
    May 30, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    Awesome concept, especially when it works out, like on the Tifa one. I mean, they were all good, that one was just great as punchline.

    Now this isn’t gaming related, I know, but it’s always blown my mind that “Clint Eastwood” is an anagram for “Old West Action”, especially since it’s a natural anagram, as Clint Eastwood is his real name.