At first I thought, “I’ll take a some video game titles and create anagrams of their names. Should be pretty quick to do and fun, as well. Though, I should probably limit it to only five titles.” Well, that was four hours ago and at the very moment I am writing this post, I still need one more to do. Quick my ass!
You see, the problem isn’t that there aren’t a lot of options, because there are. No, the problem is that there are just a lot less good options than I originally expected. Needless to say, you are reading this post and that means I finally found a fifth title to anagramize.
Just wanted to note that I spend almost thirty minutes trying to find a solution to Final Fantasy VII that allowed me to keep Tifa in the anagram.
May 26, 2011 at 1:44 am #
Love the Bioshock one!
And thumbs up for the FF7 too.
May 26, 2011 at 2:53 am #
You know now I’m going to have to go make a webcomic called Delusional Gang.
May 26, 2011 at 8:24 am #
HAHAHAHAHA do it! That’s hilarious!
May 26, 2011 at 3:06 am #
Nice.
May 26, 2011 at 3:45 am #
This comic is epic win. XD
May 26, 2011 at 5:19 am #
Amazing.
May 26, 2011 at 5:31 am #
Awesome, I agree that the FFVII one must’ve been hard o_O
Xenogears => Gore An’ Sex… Was the best I could come with and it’s terrible lol.
May 26, 2011 at 6:59 am #
Did you not use an anagram generator?
May 26, 2011 at 9:13 am #
I did. Thing is they can give you tens of thousands of results with none of them making any sense and then if you find one that actually does make sense then it has to actually be worth making, as well. Still takes time.
May 26, 2011 at 8:29 am #
Tifa Must be Kinky. ;D
Starfox and Bioshock are hilarious.
May 26, 2011 at 9:24 am #
Kotaku posted this comic on the main page. Gratz!
http://kotaku.com/5805788/dwarf-goo-tifa-is-a-vinyl-fan-it-must-be-anagram-time
May 26, 2011 at 10:34 am #
Excellent! The BioShock one is probably the best, a little sad if you think about it though. Can you make shirts out of these or that would be problematic?
May 26, 2011 at 10:44 am #
If they were just the anagrams, I could. But I really doubt there’s enough interest in these being shirts to merit the time it would take to create and print them.
May 26, 2011 at 11:16 am #
rofl consolegames are funny because they all suck big fucking elephant dick!
May 26, 2011 at 11:27 am #
This is by far your silliest comic ever.
May 26, 2011 at 1:01 pm #
Starcraft – Cart Farts – Scarf Tart
World Of Warcraft – Craft Ward For Owl
Borderlands – Bland Orders
May 26, 2011 at 1:15 pm #
Age of Empires = Erase Gimp Foe
Pretty much describes ever game of Age of Empires I’ve played.
May 26, 2011 at 1:58 pm #
The funny thing about the FFVII one is there’s a remix album by Team Teamwork called Vinyl Fantasy VII
. I guess it’s a favorite of Tifas’
May 26, 2011 at 2:18 pm #
I imagined she was more into vinyl costumes…If you know what I mean?
May 26, 2011 at 2:33 pm #
Wink wink nudge nudge say no more!
Does she…does she like PHOTOGRAPHY? You know, CANDID pictures? Know what I mean?
May 26, 2011 at 2:44 pm #
A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man. Know what I mean?
May 26, 2011 at 2:30 pm #
I don’t know, the concept of Hipster Tifa sounds like it could be rather amusing…
May 26, 2011 at 5:53 pm #
if only assassin’s creed had a “t” in it, then you could do “sister ass dances”
May 26, 2011 at 5:56 pm #
NEVERMIND, Assassins creed brotherhood > ho sister dances her brood ass
just dont ask what a brood ass is :p
May 26, 2011 at 6:44 pm #
Dwarf Goo is a pretty good description of what you turn enemies into in God of War.
May 26, 2011 at 11:05 pm #
You have inspired me: Assassin’s Creed
http://utteroutrage.blogspot.com/2011/05/assassins-creed-anagram.html
May 27, 2011 at 12:31 am #
Super Mario Brothers – Mirrors bother u apes?
So the u was sort of cheating.
Halo 3: ODST – 3D: Lost a ho
May 27, 2011 at 2:55 am #
How about:
The Sims- She Mist
Megaman- Game Man
May 27, 2011 at 9:35 am #
For a moment there I though you were also taking a jab at Gameloft, that iOS game maker with suspiciously similar titles to current PC and console hit games. Although I’m fairly sure “OXFarts” would not be approved for the App store…. “We don’t need any more fart Apps.”
May 27, 2011 at 10:06 am #
Leisure Suit Larry – Lusty Ruler I Arise
May 30, 2011 at 12:26 am #
ROFLMAO
May 27, 2011 at 10:17 am #
Also, Alone in the Dark – Anal Ode Thinker
May 27, 2011 at 3:43 pm #
Resident Evil = Livened Tires
XD
May 28, 2011 at 6:29 pm #
Dude! These would make awesome bumper stickers! I want one!
May 30, 2011 at 12:28 am #
Agreed. I want a sick hobo bumper sticker. XD
May 29, 2011 at 8:40 am #
Super Mario Galaxy = ‘I’m parasexual orgy.’
May 30, 2011 at 2:21 am #
Ocarina of Time: No Erotic Mafia
May 30, 2011 at 6:13 pm #
Awesome concept, especially when it works out, like on the Tifa one. I mean, they were all good, that one was just great as punchline.
Now this isn’t gaming related, I know, but it’s always blown my mind that “Clint Eastwood” is an anagram for “Old West Action”, especially since it’s a natural anagram, as Clint Eastwood is his real name.