Resistance is Futile

Resistance is Futile

Resistance is Futile

by Steve Napierski to Comics

Speaking of t-shirts, don’t forget that the Koopa shirt is still available to preorder on until the end of the month.

I do not regularly search for t-shirts online, but for some reason most of the advertisements that appear on Dueling Analogs for me are for SnorgTees. Now some of you have never seen one of these advertisements before and that’s just fine. But for me they have become such a regular part of my Dueling Analogs experience that I felt like doing a comic about them.

Now let’s talk about those advertisements in question…

SnorgTees ads are really spank material

I rest my case.

  • Yusaku777

    Well, NOW they will. Good job, Napierski.

    • Steve Napierski

      Thank you.

  • stupid_systemus

    I puts the lotion in the basket…

  • 大日本帝国万歳

    I hadn’t noticed there was a comic above the SnorgTee ads until I had finished masturbating.

  • Mikey1602

    They sure know how to get our attention.

  • mikeszekely

    I dunno about the rest of you, but I’ve always enjoyed that one in the red shirt.

    • Mikey1602

      She’s as flat as my A B X Y buttons, always helps for me.

      • Gothic Sora

        Good to know someone enjoys flat chicks Geek is the new sexy girl for me like’ em with curves

        • Vake Xeacons

          She may be flat, but the red shirt is below the belt, if you know what I mean…

  • Tim


  • Angrybird

    You can only get away with recycling panels like that if either version of the joke is actually funny. Stop putting your efforts into merchandise and actually make your comic good like it used to be. Hell, if you have to take time off to visit your local preschool for advice on better material, I encourage you to go ahead.

    • Steve Napierski

      I normally don’t respond to trolling, but I will make a slight exception.

      The Dueling Analogs comics over the past month have been some of most well received traffic-wise and overall Facebook like-ability in the history of the site. I’ve actually averaged an additional 10k unique users per day over my normal traffic during this time period. So from a visibility and visitor point of view, the site is doing extremely well.

      Now if you don’t like some of the comics, that’s fine…Everyone has their own preferences and Dueling Analogs art style, topic and humor can be described as random at best. If you don’t like any of the comics, then not quite sure why you’re here other than to troll. I’m not forcing you to come here and my feelings won’t be hurt if you don’t like my comic and want to leave. With some of the topics and jokes I make compounded by the visibility of the strip itself, I’d be a little surprised if there weren’t people who didn’t like, or even downright hated, this comic. Plus, my humor changes over time, as well.

      In conclusion, I just might take up your suggestion. Being a parent myself I’ve gotten a chance first hand to see some of the things society is willing to call a parent. And if I find them funny, “WHOA, NELLY!” their offspring might be downright hilarious.

      • Alastor

        Hey, Tim Buckley, this is how you respond to critique you talentless douchebag.

        • Scott

          Welp, I was gonna let this one slide, but the B^U comment forced my hand. I’ll try to be quick:

          The above is a reasonable statement of opinion. There’s no cursing, there’s no angry tone, and the only really snarky sarcastic bit is at the end. Most importantly, reading that post posed no threat of seeing Steve Napierski’s penis as he attempts to show it to a minor.

          Calling him Buckley is like calling a selection between two ice cream flavors Sophie’s Choice.

          • Ejigantor

            Hey Scott, he’s not calling Napierski “Buckley”, he’s summoning Buckley to view this example of proper behaviour.

      • Howard Cossell

        Down goes Frazier.

  • bidoopoo

    Annnd now I have a new reason to shut off Ad-Block on this site, as well as make sure my door is closed.

  • PorkRoll

    You missed a better punchline.
    Panel 1: SnorgTees ad
    Panel 2: Tight view – “You know, I bet there’s some some perv, somewhere, right now fapping it to a SnorgTees ad.”
    Panel 3: Wide view – “Oh wait, that’s me.” (fap, fap, fap)

    • Steve Napierski

      Nice. What about having the last panel say, “Nevermind…It was me.” Either or right?

      • PorkRoll

        Yes, either-or. Feel free to use.

  • Awesome66

    these ads seem to be all the rave right now. i see it on like, every other site. the one i usually see is the “irrelelphant” one. its seriously not even funny. but now, i dont think they’re going for humor. obviously, theres people out there with t-shirt sign fetishes. but hey, whatever floats ur boat, right?

  • Gordon

    I’m sorry, Steve, but I gotta say this strip is fucking BULLSHIT, man. has way better models.

    • Steve Napierski

      But I don’t get BustedTees’ ads. She is hot, nonetheless.

    • Kirdex

      I’m being completely serious here but I feel as though I’ve seen that girl somewhere before but it wasn’t online or in a picture…at least I don’t think.

  • Moneygrabber

    Heh, you know, of course there are people like that – always remember the almighty Rule #34. Still, great comic, as usual ^^

  • DirtyGlasses

    *Phew* For a while there I thought I was a perv!

    • BeatleJWOL

      This makes your username THAT MUCH WORSE.

  • raderack

    i always visit your site,to see your comics..
    and now is time,to say..awesome art line and your work.
    greetings from brazil

  • lulz

    only consolefags masturbate to pictures of girls! pc gamers dont have to masturbate they have real girls.

    • Steve Napierski

      Dude, that is friggin’ hilarious. I literally laughed out loud when I saw that comment. Thanks for that.

  • InnocentMind

    You forgot the gender equality comic. That one ends with one of the snorg tees girls masturbating to the other snorg tees girls. Statistics say that at least one of ’em is a lesbian. ^.^