#10 Haha…tassels.
#9 I imagine when the hologram is turned off the “stuff” would fall to the floor, so have a towel handy.
#8 Fear boners….boing! *insert spit-take and choking laughter here*.
#7 Cos-play can be scary sometimes.
#6 Damn I wish I could play Conker’s Bad Fur Day. Head-tiltingly kinky!
#5 Eeewww.
#4 Yes she has a penis. Yes I’d still tap that. Actually she looks like the type to tap me.
#3 no comment.
#2…what would a violent game like Soul Caliber be doing in a Chuck E Cheese (I’ve actually never been to a Chuck E Cheese so I wouldn’t know)? I’d figure a game like that would be more at home in a dark arcade parlor, where getting a boner wouldn’t be noticed because it’s so damn dark in there. Do they even have those anymore?
#1 Ah DoA, I used to watch a show called Cinematech (or something like that) that showcased videogame movies and cutscenes, loved the DoA Extreme Beach Volleyball segments.

Tifa and Lulu, seriously why weren’t they in here. I’m fairly positive Tifa’s name is a shortening of Titty Funbags (TIFA = TI-tty F-unb-A-gs, see). And anyone else noticed how Lulu’s breasts twitch during her victory pose while under Haste status.

And a Top 10 Men in Video Games video? Sure I’d watch it. Although I would rather see a video talking about which guys would actually make good boyfriends/partners rather than just cheap homoerotic eye-candy.