This extremely NSFW video gives us five new possible endings to Mass Effect 3.
Oh, my. Those endings were great (except for the frontbutt).
Also, I want to marry Raptor.
That was terrible.
I mean, yes, the ending sucked.
But that was worse.
From this day forward mass relays shall be referred to as space slingshots.
Those were all terrible, but not much worse than what we got.