These type of weapons would make the shortest Super Mario Bros. game ever.
Side note, my oldest daughter and I pulled out the NES this weekend to play some Super Mario Bros. 3. It’s fun watching her learn these games that I have been playing for decades. I’m also curious if her being left-handed is playing factor in the learning curve for her. I know it wouldn’t have been as much fun for me had the standard layout been reversed. Nonetheless, fun time with my kid I wanted to share.