Are you telling me that there is a video game where I will be able to play as Kim Jung-un and it accurately demonstrates all of his glory and majesty?! AND, if I actually had a friend, a second person could join in as player two and control Kim Jung-un’s lifelong best friend, Dennis Rodman? You’re going to have to give me a second. This is a little too much for me to take in all at once.
Here is Moneyhorse Games description for this upcoming release:
The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea commands you to know that the capitalistic pigs at Moneyhorse LLC, are developing Glorious Leader!, an epic tale about the triumph of Kim Jong-un over the entire American army. Battle through seven unique levels as you defeat waves of imperialists, combat over-the-top bosses, and ride unicorns!
This is the video game that I have been waiting my whole life for to play. Are you as sexually aroused about this as I am? Doubtful.