These type of weapons would make the shortest Super Mario Bros. game ever.

Side note, my oldest daughter and I pulled out the NES this weekend to play some Super Mario Bros. 3. It’s fun watching her learn these games that I have been playing for decades. I’m also curious if her being left-handed is playing factor in the learning curve for her. I know it wouldn’t have been as much fun for me had the standard layout been reversed. Nonetheless, fun time with my kid I wanted to share.

This should be a new game: Sonic Fights a Bear. I would buy it…Actually, I can’t really back that up. But publicly I would act like I did and then maybe pick it up used down the road when it’s priced reasonably or just pick it up on some insane Steam sale and never turn actually play it. Definitely not a good marketing plan. In hindsight, I don’t recommend making this game.

Holiday tales for the whole family and Mortal Kombat go together like just peanut butter and asphalt.

Who said Mortal Kombat can’t have a happy ending?

Now if the guys from Contra were delivering papers, that would be real news…Or at least a wake up call that the job market sucks.