With the final listing price coming in at $57,752,968 that means Ganondorf’s fortress costs about half the price of Zeldaâ€™s castle. Of course that doesn’t include furnishings, having lava pumped in, or his evil minions.
On the flip side, Zelda’s castle was rated during the good years, but then BAM timeskip and oh no the neighborhood has gone to hell, and therefore so have property values! It’s like an episode of scooby doo-“I’ll scare folks away to lower property values so I can buy up the land for cheap! And I woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling links, and your annoying fairy.”
“Hey! Listen! Fuck you!”
Some stuff is inaccurate: The Mont Blanc (or Monte Bianco in italian) is really far away from Tuscany. They have the Apennine mountains which are decent but definitely not as high as the Mt. Blanc.
Apart from fun facts are fun facts.
500-600 km away is “close” by American standards ;)
Maybe the guy who created it is from California. California’s coast line itself is 1,350km long.
Hm, I wonder if they did the internal size, ie, the height of the main big room, plus all thost stairs on the way up, and double-checked it against the escape path on the way down, or if they just did vs the “outside” polygons, which are deliberatley shrunk to mimic scale?
Like anyone who’s tried that “bomb the center of the lava field” myth knows that the upper polygons are just small floaty things a few “feet” behind and above the “to scale” lower portions.