How Strong is Steve? [ article ]
As a fellow Steve, I can attest that this is super human strength that all Steves possess. I once picked up not six, but seven Eiffel Towers… while loitering in an airport gift shop. If the shop clerk wasn’t nervously adverting her eyes from my majesty, she would have been in awe of my super human abilities and maybe wouldn’t have called the proper authorities. The world may never know.