In Mario’s defense Micro-Goombas are annoying as hell.
[Kenny Velez via Reddit]
“Think of the children!” /sob
I think of the children, I think they’d be good sauteed in butter, with a little olive oil, some vinegar, a bit of garlic and oregano. Mm’mm, I love the children.
(I am so going to hell)
Well maybe you and your kids shouldn’t have been trying to kill him. Actions have consequences.
And aren’t the blocks actually citizens of Mushroom Kingdom? Wow Mario, you’re psycho.
Mario, the Strong Hand of Justice
Or perhaps boot…