Video Game Porno Titles

Video Game Porno Titles

Video Game Porno Titles

by Steve Napierski to Images

I was original going to mark this as NSFW, but with a name like Video Game Porno Titles I felt that was a given.

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  • Alastor

    Once you see it, you cannot UNSEE it…

  • alhanelem

    …no words can describe the awkwardness of these titles…

  • Aig

    Are these actually real, or just a joke idea (somehow it would not be surprising if this was real)

  • The Anarchyz

    I can’t believe they didn’t put “Super Mario 69” there… “Dear Mario, please cum into my castle, i have a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Peachbutt”…

  • http://almostfridayshow.com Sam

    *sigh* I wish more real pornos were still this creative. Now-a-days it’s all “[real movie title here]: A Porn Parody” or “[real character] XXX” or (the one I dislike the most) “This Ain’t [real movie title]: An XXX Parody.”

    Kinda bland…

  • kittenshopping

    im wondering if you get to choose what sort of sex they have in “ass effect 2”?

    • Ionie

      I’m afraid it doesn’t really matter, the ending will still be the same…… ;)

      zing!

  • thinkEdem

    I think “Ass Sin’s Creed” would make more sense.

  • Nomotos

    the “three hours of epic vase tipping” made me spit dr pepper on my keyboard

  • johnzim

    ‘Halo’ should have been ‘Impalo”

    • Adrienne

      I wish I could “like” this comment.

  • Binny45

    I’d watch Sextroid in a heartbeat! Wonder where she’d go when she rolls into a ball….;)

  • TheyCallMeTomu

    Where’s the asian video game porn titles?!

  • Chaos

    allofmymoney.jpg

  • http://www.theglobaldigital.com The Global Digital

    all of these made me giggle

  • Ryu

    “Ass Effect and Biocock are really the only good titles, the other ones are just too blatant or don’t have the same flow as the original titles. God of Whore is okay, except, is he the God of just that one whore? Either way, I’d watch Ass Effect for the hot Quarian sex, and I’m pretty sure whatever Biocock is about, it’s illegal. Very, very illegal. However, I’d watch it, because how could you not.”

  • http://www.joeshomepage.com/ joevill

    This is awesome!

  • David

    Personally I like Kingdoms of Analmar: The Wreckoning.

    • David

      A few highlights from my XBOX 360 library.
      -Dragon Age: Orgasms.
      -Whorederlands.
      -Battlefield: Boy Company (for those guys who love military action and twinks!).
      -Dead Rising (it’s all about raising your eyebrows when you say it).
      -Guitar Whoreo: World Tour
      -Ron Jeremy’s: Rainbow Six – Vegas
      -Marvel Bangs Capcom 3: Fate of Two Girls
      -Soul Enima IV (Soul Calibur IV)
      -Slutty Katamari (originally I went with Sexy since it’s closer to Beautiful, but the concept of a slutty Katarami just makes me laugh)
      -Star Whores: Republic Cummando (hehe, the box actually looks like it says Cummando)
      -Persian Princess
      -Max Hardcore Presents: Stranglehold
      -Call of Doodie (you know what they say about Hitler)
      -The Eldar Pornos: … (I’m completely drawing a blank on words that are close enough to Oblivion or Skyrim. The best I’ve got so far is Skyrimjob)
      -Resident Anal 5
      -Saints Blow
      -Perfect Dick: 10″ (remember, Perfect Dark is her name)
      -Warhummer 40,000: Space Marines
      -Kane & Lynch: Head Men (because the game truly does blow. Get it?)
      -Brothers in Arms: Hell’s Whorehouse
      -Star Whores: The Force Leashed
      -And of course, BLOCKO Buttman

      I also feel like I’m close to getting something with Brutal Legend, Mirror’s Edge, Crackdown, Just Cause, Overlord (best I can figure it’s like Dead Rising, just a variant cover), Far Cry, Hitman: Blood Money (I can think of plenty of gross stuff about ‘professional men’ and blood, but nothing that fits the name), Lost Odyssey and Fable.

      I should contact the guys who made the two terrible Lesuire Suit Larry games. I’d be a perfect writer for them.

  • PrinceJonathan

    Kingdom Hearts: Wet-Dream Drop Distance? Yeah I got nothing. Still these were funny and I would love to watch ’em.