Applied physics of high tech: Mass Transfer.
CRT screens were good for people. The radiation would burn off all the fat.
CRT monitors probably cause brain cancer.
Sweet! I’ve been using a CRT TV since I was 5. And I still use one! Brain cancer any day now! :D
Conservation of mass: mass cannot be created or destroyed. You can only choose where it is. And you wanted a thinner TV, so its really your fault. Buying a smaller iPod and cell phone didn’t help. The Nintendo DSi XL might have, though.
Note: I know how this really works, this was mainly for the humor. Although I don’t understand how I can be underweight while lying down in bed with a computer monitor in front of me.
That last panel is wrong because they guy should also go bald instead of getting thicker and denser hearfur.
Is that Ben Stiller?