But Mario, think of all the fun costumes you’ll get to wear.
And the worst part is, that was the first castle.
The princess is another castle? Huh, then Peach is like a decoy, and the last castle IS the princess itself?
Mario’s story just became a lot more complicated…
Well, Mario was always a little on the weird side, what with all the shrooms he has done over the years… Maybe he’s of the mentality that castles, like “big” folks, need loving, too?
Awesome. I can imagine Mario just giving up there. I probably would have.