I will never look at my ottoman the same way ever again.
HAH! PUNY BABIES MUST BE ON BLU TEAM TO UNDERSTAND FUNNY JOKE!
I wonder if I yanked the lamp’s tie would it go *click*, bonus points if it actually lights up.
The flower could use water.
And then I’d sit in the chair and just start masturbating.
…? Steve, I think something’s wrong. All I see is furnitures