Question One

Question One

Question One

by Steve Napierski to Images

I saw this post on Tumblr and wanted to find a way to share it with a larger audience.

At first I was just going to share the post itself, but that didn’t feel like enough. Then, I was going to make a comic version of it, but it just didn’t seem to flow correctly. Finally, I decided to take a cue from MS Paint Adventures and just make it an animated GIF. And here we are.

Can you think of any other video game titles that would make good descriptions, as well? If so, leave them in the comment section below.

Original: Tumblr

Discussion (91)¬

  1. The_Cthulhu_Kid
    The_Cthulhu_Kid says:
    January 23, 2012 at 3:24 am #

    Resident Evil…

  2. wildweasel
    wildweasel says:
    January 23, 2012 at 3:31 am #

    Here’s a few possibilities (not necessarily describing me).

    – Heavy Gear (you wish, buddy)
    – SWAT
    – Max Payne
    – Dead Man’s Hand
    – Super Rub-a-Dub
    – Burnout

    …I should stop before I end up stealing everybody else’s ideas. =P

  3. Xuncu
    Xuncu says:
    January 23, 2012 at 3:57 am #

    Megaman
    Megaman X
    Megaman Legends
    Portal
    Solitaire
    Ditial Pool
    E.T.
    Super Mario
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Bomberman
    Silent Hill
    Shadow of the Colossus
    Mister Mosquito

  4. Troacctid
    Troacctid says:
    January 23, 2012 at 4:03 am #

    Need for Speed Undercover?

    • Kaz88
      Kaz88 says:
      January 23, 2012 at 5:54 am #

      Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit

    • The_Cthulhu_Kid
      The_Cthulhu_Kid says:
      January 23, 2012 at 5:54 am #

      +1, sir!

  5. CC
    CC says:
    January 23, 2012 at 4:22 am #

    Skyrim!

    Ba-dum cha!

    • H3xx
      H3xx says:
      January 24, 2012 at 10:55 pm #

      I’m a guy with a boyfriend, so I’m going to say, Guyrim. :p

  6. Daniel Schealler
    Daniel Schealler says:
    January 23, 2012 at 4:30 am #

    Quake

  7. Errick
    Errick says:
    January 23, 2012 at 4:43 am #

    Infamous.

  8. foreverbadass
    foreverbadass says:
    January 23, 2012 at 4:51 am #

    Keep in mind none of these would necessarily describe mine, but they were to hard (no pun intended) to pass up:

    Final Fantasy

    Final Fight

    Dead Space

    ………….Animal Crossing.

    • sgotsch
      sgotsch says:
      January 23, 2012 at 5:42 am #

      Animal Crossing wins.

    • meiriana
      meiriana says:
      January 23, 2012 at 6:21 am #

      Agreed.. Animal Crossing wins xD

      As for suggested game titles I have:
      Anticipation
      Bust-A-Move
      Mr. Driller

  9. sgotsch
    sgotsch says:
    January 23, 2012 at 5:23 am #

    Steel Diver

    • sgotsch
      sgotsch says:
      January 23, 2012 at 5:34 am #

      Cave Story
      Wii Play
      Pushmo
      Crush3d
      Nano Assault
      Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
      Need for Speed: The Run
      Corpse Granny

  10. Freakality
    Freakality says:
    January 23, 2012 at 5:34 am #

    Godhand

    • sinni800
      sinni800 says:
      January 29, 2012 at 5:47 pm #

      No, please not God Hand.. That’s too much XD

  11. smilr
    smilr says:
    January 23, 2012 at 6:01 am #

    Mother
    (or for us Yanks: earthbound)

    Dance Dance Revolution

  12. Taris
    Taris says:
    January 23, 2012 at 6:27 am #

    Delve Deeper
    Armed and Dangerous
    Enter the Matrix
    Temple of Elemental Evil
    Command and Conquer
    F.E.A.R.
    Uncharted

    and of Course
    Heavy Rain

    • Taris
      Taris says:
      January 23, 2012 at 6:28 am #

      Why is our hobby so dirty?

  13. Jarrett
    Jarrett says:
    January 23, 2012 at 7:46 am #

    My Sex Life? Uncharted.

    For other people:
    Monster Hunter
    Land Stalker
    Tales of Innocence
    Possession

  14. jakjawagon
    jakjawagon says:
    January 23, 2012 at 8:11 am #

    World Of Goo
    Mass Effect

    • ZeBobbo
      ZeBobbo says:
      January 23, 2012 at 8:18 am #

      World of goo xD Good call, that could even be a sequel to Alone in the Dark!

  15. Jamie Noguchi
    Jamie Noguchi says:
    January 23, 2012 at 8:23 am #

    Pump It Up, Extreme

  16. Stan
    Stan says:
    January 23, 2012 at 8:50 am #

    A Boy and his Blob

  17. rich
    rich says:
    January 23, 2012 at 9:04 am #

    The Magic of Scheherazade

  18. Kelmanski
    Kelmanski says:
    January 23, 2012 at 9:24 am #

    Left 4 Dead…

  19. AshSabre
    AshSabre says:
    January 23, 2012 at 9:26 am #

    Angry Birds

  20. Kelmanski
    Kelmanski says:
    January 23, 2012 at 9:48 am #

    WET!

  21. kittysquee
    kittysquee says:
    January 23, 2012 at 10:12 am #

    De blob

  22. Eyebrows
    Eyebrows says:
    January 23, 2012 at 10:25 am #

    Total Annihilation
    Prey
    Oblivion
    Populous
    Black and White (how did no one else say this yet?)

    • Eyebrows
      Eyebrows says:
      January 23, 2012 at 10:26 am #

      Pokemon (Pocket Monsters)

      • ###
        ### says:
        January 25, 2012 at 5:18 am #

        Pokémon blue
        Pokémon fire red

        Pokémon Snap?

  23. OneEyed Sailor
    OneEyed Sailor says:
    January 23, 2012 at 10:35 am #

    Theme Park … using lubricants and a comb.

  24. Radicalrad23
    Radicalrad23 says:
    January 23, 2012 at 10:39 am #

    The Orange Box
    The Punisher (The game)
    Fable (for my sex life)

  25. BenDover
    BenDover says:
    January 23, 2012 at 10:46 am #

    I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

  26. Zippydaspinhead
    Zippydaspinhead says:
    January 23, 2012 at 11:01 am #

    Blur
    Stranglehold
    Army of Two
    Call of Duty
    Too Human
    Killzone

  27. Ayersy
    Ayersy says:
    January 23, 2012 at 11:05 am #

    Manhunt…

  28. Shep
    Shep says:
    January 23, 2012 at 11:24 am #

    Myth
    Myth II: Soulblighter
    Myth III: Wolf Age
    Fury
    Blood (one whole unit)
    Tribes
    and I don’t belive that anyone has claimed…
    Bioshock

  29. Darkthread
    Darkthread says:
    January 23, 2012 at 1:00 pm #

    *ahem*

    Hey You, Pikachu!

  30. omniaus
    omniaus says:
    January 23, 2012 at 1:24 pm #

    Shadow of the Colossus HD

  31. Anvil
    Anvil says:
    January 23, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

    Soldiers of Fortune

    (I really can’t believe that wasn’t said yet.)

  32. Piratekingdan
    Piratekingdan says:
    January 23, 2012 at 1:51 pm #

    Super Meat Boy

  33. Anarius
    Anarius says:
    January 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

    Punch Out!
    The Incredible Machine
    Spank
    Joust

  34. thewood
    thewood says:
    January 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm #

    At time it would have been
    -Master Blaster
    -Devil May Cry
    -Painkiller

    If you’re feeling really desperate
    -Plants Vs Zombies

    But my current sex life can only be describes by one game
    -Limbo

  35. TheyCallMeTomu
    TheyCallMeTomu says:
    January 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm #

    No more heroes.

  36. Salazar
    Salazar says:
    January 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm #

    Left 4 Dead
    Just Cause
    Infamous

  37. Pris
    Pris says:
    January 23, 2012 at 3:33 pm #

    Dungeon Keeper….

  38. Vess
    Vess says:
    January 23, 2012 at 7:04 pm #

    Went through my Steam library, here’s what I got:
    Beat Hazard
    Command and Conquer
    Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble!
    Need for Speed
    Puzzle Quest
    Rhythm Zone
    RUSH
    World of Goo
    Worms Reloaded

  39. Xuncu
    Xuncu says:
    January 23, 2012 at 7:16 pm #

    NMH2: Desprate Struggle
    Metrod: Fusion.
    Tetris
    Godzilla
    Chrono Trigger
    Demon’s Crest
    Cubivore
    The Magical Quest, starring Mickey and Minnie Mouse

    …… Bible Adventures?

  40. Zaiah
    Zaiah says:
    January 23, 2012 at 7:51 pm #

    “Beat ‘em and eat ‘em”

    LOLZ

  41. Uncle Avvy
    Uncle Avvy says:
    January 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm #

    Tomb Raider… but then I have always had a penchant for necrophilia

  42. Garland
    Garland says:
    January 23, 2012 at 9:00 pm #

    Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater

  43. Ry
    Ry says:
    January 23, 2012 at 9:45 pm #

    I’m showing my age by getting all NES’ty up in here!
    Rush N’ Attack!
    Bump N’ Jump!
    M.U.L.E.
    I’d say Heavy Barrel..
    She’d say Centipede, or Micro Machines

    I can’t stop laughing at Mr Driller. hahaha

  44. Boy Blunder
    Boy Blunder says:
    January 23, 2012 at 9:47 pm #

    Metal Slug
    Rush’n Attack
    Sonic Adventure

    Donkey Konga

  45. Talzon
    Talzon says:
    January 23, 2012 at 9:56 pm #

    Reistance: Fall of Man.

  46. ed
    ed says:
    January 23, 2012 at 11:05 pm #

    The Binding of Isaac
    Super Meat Boy
    Crysis
    Doom
    Half-Life
    Painkiller
    Rage
    Far Cry
    Excitebike
    Ducktales
    Skyward Sword ( I can’t believe nobody said this yet)

    • Xuncu
      Xuncu says:
      January 27, 2012 at 3:37 pm #

      Third comment from the top.

  47. Kirdex
    Kirdex says:
    January 23, 2012 at 11:39 pm #

    Note that none of these describe my sex life because at the moment I don’t have a sex life

    Dig Dug
    World of Warcraft

    Probably the worst that could be said is, “Super Smash Brothers”

    • Kirdex
      Kirdex says:
      January 23, 2012 at 11:41 pm #

      Dead Island

  48. DeltaBladeX
    DeltaBladeX says:
    January 24, 2012 at 12:25 am #

    Mine is Vapourware.

  49. Triahathlarast
    Triahathlarast says:
    January 24, 2012 at 12:43 am #

    I know it’s a little too easy, but Final Fantasy.
    For the very small with vigorous lovers: Nanobreaker.
    For the irrepressably kinky: Enslaved and Painkiller.
    For the truly insane: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem.
    For those with incredible stamina: Ninety-Nine Nights.

  50. CD
    CD says:
    January 24, 2012 at 1:42 am #

    First my was an Unreal Tournament
    then it became Halo Reach
    Currently Overlord
    and will never be Assassins Creed or Assassins Creed Brother Hood.

  51. White Rice
    White Rice says:
    January 24, 2012 at 1:51 am #

    Going old school (ish) here:
    (Barkley:) Shut Up and Jam!
    Pole Position

    Or, if we’re going “high-tech”
    The Incredible Machine

    Okay, my work here is done.

  52. TNK
    TNK says:
    January 24, 2012 at 1:51 am #

    Here, use your imagination :D

    WoW
    The World Ends with You
    Barbie
    Hogan’s Alley
    Dirty Harry
    Slaughterhouse
    Bugs Bunny’s Birthday Blowout
    Rage
    Snake Eater (for the ladies)
    Burst Limit (DBZ)
    Raging Blast (DBZ)
    Perfect Dark
    Bubble Bath Babes
    Dr. Mario
    Mario is Missing
    Goldeneye
    Dead or Alive
    Mortal Kombat

    • Jarrett
      Jarrett says:
      January 24, 2012 at 2:41 am #

      “Bugs Bunny’s Birthday Blowout”

      I enjoyed this one. Thank You

  53. Lunar
    Lunar says:
    January 24, 2012 at 4:05 am #

    Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

  54. Yukikah
    Yukikah says:
    January 24, 2012 at 4:43 am #

    Some of the ones that could work from my library that haven’t popped up…

    AaAaAA!!! – A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
    Amnesia: The Dark Decent
    Battlefield: Bad Company
    Bob Came in Pieces
    Bone: Out from Boneville
    Bone: The Great Cow Race
    Chains
    Dreamkiller
    Evil Genius
    Feel the Magic: XY/XX
    Grotesque Tactics
    Harvest: Massive Encounter
    Hitman
    In the Hunt (would be mine)
    Infernal
    Juiced
    Madballs
    Rampage
    R.I.P.
    Rock of Ages
    Sim Life (still on floppy discs, booyah)
    S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
    The Haunted
    Trauma
    Uplink
    Wasteland Angel
    Wild Arms
    World of Zoo (whatever floats your boat)

    …and pulling out an old hentai game to finish the perversion and my dream; 3 Sister Story :3

  55. Ian
    Ian says:
    January 24, 2012 at 4:58 am #

    I didn’t see any for the gay community, so i figured i’d add to it.
    Jak and daxter
    Sam and Max.
    And for fun: Blasto, Earthworm Jim, Harvest moon.

  56. Combustible Lemons
    Combustible Lemons says:
    January 24, 2012 at 5:01 am #

    World of Goo

  57. Generoman
    Generoman says:
    January 24, 2012 at 6:39 am #

    For the necrophiliacs:

    DeathSpank

  58. Ultramegamighty
    Ultramegamighty says:
    January 24, 2012 at 10:13 am #

    Command & Conquer

  59. Marvin
    Marvin says:
    January 24, 2012 at 10:53 am #

    This doesn’t describe mine at all, but..

    Kirby, because he sucks. :p

  60. doki
    doki says:
    January 24, 2012 at 11:27 am #

    Fallout

  61. Vilhelm
    Vilhelm says:
    January 24, 2012 at 1:14 pm #

    Canyon Bomber

  62. Amehdaus
    Amehdaus says:
    January 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm #

    You’re All Diseased!
    X-Box 360

  63. Insaniteus
    Insaniteus says:
    January 24, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

    For the gays: Bad Dudes

    For my own sex life, I must mention that my wife was born under the Chinese Year of the Dragon and if very proud of it. Therefore, my sex life is described by:

    Tagin’ Dragon

  64. DeS3InY
    DeS3InY says:
    January 24, 2012 at 6:52 pm #

    Full Throttle
    The Secret of Monkey Island
    Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon

  65. Unequitas
    Unequitas says:
    January 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm #

    The Longest Journey
    Fist of the North Star

  66. Djarkflash
    Djarkflash says:
    January 25, 2012 at 9:01 pm #

    Train simulator 2012

  67. Xenrath
    Xenrath says:
    January 25, 2012 at 9:11 pm #

    Pitfall

  68. Damon
    Damon says:
    January 26, 2012 at 12:19 am #

    What? No Toy Story?

    River City Ransom

    Minute To Win It

    Hole in the Wall

    Seamen

    Crazy Taxi

    Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed

    Dynamite Dick

    Ok thats all I can think of.

  69. OhDear
    OhDear says:
    January 27, 2012 at 7:26 am #

    The Sims.
    Psychonauts.
    Trauma Center.
    Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven
    Zone of the Enders.
    Dead or Alive.
    Fantavision.
    G-Surfers.
    Bridge Commander.
    .hack//INFECTION
    Crimson Tears…

  70. chibibo
    chibibo says:
    January 27, 2012 at 1:15 pm #

    This was a friend’s Facebook status and all I could come up with then (that no one else had beaten me to) was Wipeout.

    (I also considered Road Rash, but… nah.)

  71. Reachrunner
    Reachrunner says:
    January 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

    Call of Duty
    Man Vs. Wild
    I couldn’t stop myself…

  72. Marce
    Marce says:
    January 27, 2012 at 5:58 pm #

    PONG

  73. Jakk Frost
    Jakk Frost says:
    January 28, 2012 at 6:46 am #

    Honestly, I thought I had a gutter mind, but if some of you guys actually get some innuendo/double-entendre’s that associates a lot of the titles mentioned with a sex-life…

    I just fear you…

  74. sinni800
    sinni800 says:
    January 29, 2012 at 5:55 pm #

    Mount & Blade, goddamnit. I wonder why no one has that yet.

  75. hmm
    hmm says:
    January 29, 2012 at 6:49 pm #

    of course… The Dig