Question One

Question One

Question One

by Steve Napierski to Images

I saw this post on Tumblr and wanted to find a way to share it with a larger audience.

At first I was just going to share the post itself, but that didn’t feel like enough. Then, I was going to make a comic version of it, but it just didn’t seem to flow correctly. Finally, I decided to take a cue from MS Paint Adventures and just make it an animated GIF. And here we are.

Can you think of any other video game titles that would make good descriptions, as well? If so, leave them in the comment section below.

Original: Tumblr
  • The_Cthulhu_Kid

    Resident Evil…

  • http://weaselsblaugh.blogspot.com/ wildweasel

    Here’s a few possibilities (not necessarily describing me).

    – Heavy Gear (you wish, buddy)
    – SWAT
    – Max Payne
    – Dead Man’s Hand
    – Super Rub-a-Dub
    – Burnout

    …I should stop before I end up stealing everybody else’s ideas. =P

  • http://www.furaffinity.net/user/xuncu Xuncu

    Megaman
    Megaman X
    Megaman Legends
    Portal
    Solitaire
    Ditial Pool
    E.T.
    Super Mario
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Bomberman
    Silent Hill
    Shadow of the Colossus
    Mister Mosquito

  • http://twitter.com/troacctid Troacctid

    Need for Speed Undercover?

    • Kaz88

      Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit

    • The_Cthulhu_Kid

      +1, sir!

  • CC

    Skyrim!

    Ba-dum cha!

    • H3xx

      I’m a guy with a boyfriend, so I’m going to say, Guyrim. :p

  • Daniel Schealler

    Quake

  • Errick

    Infamous.

  • foreverbadass

    Keep in mind none of these would necessarily describe mine, but they were to hard (no pun intended) to pass up:

    Final Fantasy

    Final Fight

    Dead Space

    ………….Animal Crossing.

    • http://twitter.com/einsgotsch sgotsch

      Animal Crossing wins.

    • meiriana

      Agreed.. Animal Crossing wins xD

      As for suggested game titles I have:
      Anticipation
      Bust-A-Move
      Mr. Driller

  • http://twitter.com/einsgotsch sgotsch

    Steel Diver

    • http://twitter.com/einsgotsch sgotsch

      Cave Story
      Wii Play
      Pushmo
      Crush3d
      Nano Assault
      Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
      Need for Speed: The Run
      Corpse Granny

  • Freakality

    Godhand

    • sinni800

      No, please not God Hand.. That’s too much XD

  • smilr

    Mother
    (or for us Yanks: earthbound)

    Dance Dance Revolution

  • Taris

    Delve Deeper
    Armed and Dangerous
    Enter the Matrix
    Temple of Elemental Evil
    Command and Conquer
    F.E.A.R.
    Uncharted

    and of Course
    Heavy Rain

    • Taris

      Why is our hobby so dirty?

  • Jarrett

    My Sex Life? Uncharted.

    For other people:
    Monster Hunter
    Land Stalker
    Tales of Innocence
    Possession

  • jakjawagon

    World Of Goo
    Mass Effect

    • ZeBobbo

      World of goo xD Good call, that could even be a sequel to Alone in the Dark!

  • http://ypcomic.com Jamie Noguchi

    Pump It Up, Extreme

  • Stan

    A Boy and his Blob

  • rich

    The Magic of Scheherazade

  • Kelmanski

    Left 4 Dead…

  • AshSabre

    Angry Birds

  • Kelmanski

    WET!

  • kittysquee

    De blob

  • Eyebrows

    Total Annihilation
    Prey
    Oblivion
    Populous
    Black and White (how did no one else say this yet?)

    • Eyebrows

      Pokemon (Pocket Monsters)

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        Pokémon blue
        Pokémon fire red

        Pokémon Snap?

  • OneEyed Sailor

    Theme Park … using lubricants and a comb.

  • Radicalrad23

    The Orange Box
    The Punisher (The game)
    Fable (for my sex life)

  • BenDover

    I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

  • Zippydaspinhead

    Blur
    Stranglehold
    Army of Two
    Call of Duty
    Too Human
    Killzone

  • Ayersy

    Manhunt…

  • Shep

    Myth
    Myth II: Soulblighter
    Myth III: Wolf Age
    Fury
    Blood (one whole unit)
    Tribes
    and I don’t belive that anyone has claimed…
    Bioshock

  • Darkthread

    *ahem*

    Hey You, Pikachu!

  • omniaus

    Shadow of the Colossus HD

  • Anvil

    Soldiers of Fortune

    (I really can’t believe that wasn’t said yet.)

  • Piratekingdan

    Super Meat Boy

  • Anarius

    Punch Out!
    The Incredible Machine
    Spank
    Joust

  • thewood

    At time it would have been
    -Master Blaster
    -Devil May Cry
    -Painkiller

    If you’re feeling really desperate
    -Plants Vs Zombies

    But my current sex life can only be describes by one game
    -Limbo

  • TheyCallMeTomu

    No more heroes.

  • Salazar

    Left 4 Dead
    Just Cause
    Infamous

  • Pris

    Dungeon Keeper….

  • Vess

    Went through my Steam library, here’s what I got:
    Beat Hazard
    Command and Conquer
    Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble!
    Need for Speed
    Puzzle Quest
    Rhythm Zone
    RUSH
    World of Goo
    Worms Reloaded

  • http://www.furaffinity.net/user/xuncu Xuncu

    NMH2: Desprate Struggle
    Metrod: Fusion.
    Tetris
    Godzilla
    Chrono Trigger
    Demon’s Crest
    Cubivore
    The Magical Quest, starring Mickey and Minnie Mouse

    …… Bible Adventures?

  • Zaiah

    “Beat ’em and eat ’em”

    LOLZ

  • Uncle Avvy

    Tomb Raider… but then I have always had a penchant for necrophilia

  • Garland

    Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater

  • Ry

    I’m showing my age by getting all NES’ty up in here!
    Rush N’ Attack!
    Bump N’ Jump!
    M.U.L.E.
    I’d say Heavy Barrel..
    She’d say Centipede, or Micro Machines

    I can’t stop laughing at Mr Driller. hahaha

  • Boy Blunder

    Metal Slug
    Rush’n Attack
    Sonic Adventure

    Donkey Konga

  • Talzon

    Reistance: Fall of Man.

  • ed

    The Binding of Isaac
    Super Meat Boy
    Crysis
    Doom
    Half-Life
    Painkiller
    Rage
    Far Cry
    Excitebike
    Ducktales
    Skyward Sword ( I can’t believe nobody said this yet)

    • http://www.furaffinity.net/user/xuncu Xuncu

      Third comment from the top.

  • Kirdex

    Note that none of these describe my sex life because at the moment I don’t have a sex life

    Dig Dug
    World of Warcraft

    Probably the worst that could be said is, “Super Smash Brothers”

    • Kirdex

      Dead Island

  • http://www.backloggery.com/deltabladex DeltaBladeX

    Mine is Vapourware.

  • Triahathlarast

    I know it’s a little too easy, but Final Fantasy.
    For the very small with vigorous lovers: Nanobreaker.
    For the irrepressably kinky: Enslaved and Painkiller.
    For the truly insane: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem.
    For those with incredible stamina: Ninety-Nine Nights.

  • CD

    First my was an Unreal Tournament
    then it became Halo Reach
    Currently Overlord
    and will never be Assassins Creed or Assassins Creed Brother Hood.

  • White Rice

    Going old school (ish) here:
    (Barkley:) Shut Up and Jam!
    Pole Position

    Or, if we’re going “high-tech”
    The Incredible Machine

    Okay, my work here is done.

  • TNK

    Here, use your imagination :D

    WoW
    The World Ends with You
    Barbie
    Hogan’s Alley
    Dirty Harry
    Slaughterhouse
    Bugs Bunny’s Birthday Blowout
    Rage
    Snake Eater (for the ladies)
    Burst Limit (DBZ)
    Raging Blast (DBZ)
    Perfect Dark
    Bubble Bath Babes
    Dr. Mario
    Mario is Missing
    Goldeneye
    Dead or Alive
    Mortal Kombat

    • Jarrett

      “Bugs Bunny’s Birthday Blowout”

      I enjoyed this one. Thank You

  • Lunar

    Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

  • Yukikah

    Some of the ones that could work from my library that haven’t popped up…

    AaAaAA!!! – A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
    Amnesia: The Dark Decent
    Battlefield: Bad Company
    Bob Came in Pieces
    Bone: Out from Boneville
    Bone: The Great Cow Race
    Chains
    Dreamkiller
    Evil Genius
    Feel the Magic: XY/XX
    Grotesque Tactics
    Harvest: Massive Encounter
    Hitman
    In the Hunt (would be mine)
    Infernal
    Juiced
    Madballs
    Rampage
    R.I.P.
    Rock of Ages
    Sim Life (still on floppy discs, booyah)
    S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
    The Haunted
    Trauma
    Uplink
    Wasteland Angel
    Wild Arms
    World of Zoo (whatever floats your boat)

    …and pulling out an old hentai game to finish the perversion and my dream; 3 Sister Story :3

  • Ian

    I didn’t see any for the gay community, so i figured i’d add to it.
    Jak and daxter
    Sam and Max.
    And for fun: Blasto, Earthworm Jim, Harvest moon.

  • Combustible Lemons

    World of Goo

  • Generoman

    For the necrophiliacs:

    DeathSpank

  • Ultramegamighty

    Command & Conquer

  • Marvin

    This doesn’t describe mine at all, but..

    Kirby, because he sucks. :p

  • doki

    Fallout

  • Vilhelm

    Canyon Bomber

  • Amehdaus

    You’re All Diseased!
    X-Box 360

  • Insaniteus

    For the gays: Bad Dudes

    For my own sex life, I must mention that my wife was born under the Chinese Year of the Dragon and if very proud of it. Therefore, my sex life is described by:

    Tagin’ Dragon

  • DeS3InY

    Full Throttle
    The Secret of Monkey Island
    Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon

  • Unequitas

    The Longest Journey
    Fist of the North Star

  • Djarkflash

    Train simulator 2012

  • http://www.garrettvanrooy.com Xenrath

    Pitfall

  • Damon

    What? No Toy Story?

    River City Ransom

    Minute To Win It

    Hole in the Wall

    Seamen

    Crazy Taxi

    Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed

    Dynamite Dick

    Ok thats all I can think of.

  • OhDear

    The Sims.
    Psychonauts.
    Trauma Center.
    Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven
    Zone of the Enders.
    Dead or Alive.
    Fantavision.
    G-Surfers.
    Bridge Commander.
    .hack//INFECTION
    Crimson Tears…

  • chibibo

    This was a friend’s Facebook status and all I could come up with then (that no one else had beaten me to) was Wipeout.

    (I also considered Road Rash, but… nah.)

  • Reachrunner

    Call of Duty
    Man Vs. Wild
    I couldn’t stop myself…

  • Marce

    PONG

  • Jakk Frost

    Honestly, I thought I had a gutter mind, but if some of you guys actually get some innuendo/double-entendre’s that associates a lot of the titles mentioned with a sex-life…

    I just fear you…

  • sinni800

    Mount & Blade, goddamnit. I wonder why no one has that yet.

  • hmm

    of course… The Dig