Question One
I saw this post on Tumblr and wanted to find a way to share it with a larger audience.
At first I was just going to share the post itself, but that didn’t feel like enough. Then, I was going to make a comic version of it, but it just didn’t seem to flow correctly. Finally, I decided to take a cue from MS Paint Adventures and just make it an animated GIF. And here we are.
Can you think of any other video game titles that would make good descriptions, as well? If so, leave them in the comment section below.
Original: Tumblr
January 23, 2012 at 3:24 am #
Resident Evil…
January 23, 2012 at 3:31 am #
Here’s a few possibilities (not necessarily describing me).
- Heavy Gear (you wish, buddy)
- SWAT
- Max Payne
- Dead Man’s Hand
- Super Rub-a-Dub
- Burnout
…I should stop before I end up stealing everybody else’s ideas. =P
January 23, 2012 at 3:57 am #
Megaman
Megaman X
Megaman Legends
Portal
Solitaire
Ditial Pool
E.T.
Super Mario
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Bomberman
Silent Hill
Shadow of the Colossus
Mister Mosquito
January 23, 2012 at 4:03 am #
Need for Speed Undercover?
January 23, 2012 at 5:54 am #
Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit
January 23, 2012 at 5:54 am #
+1, sir!
January 23, 2012 at 4:22 am #
Skyrim!
Ba-dum cha!
January 24, 2012 at 10:55 pm #
I’m a guy with a boyfriend, so I’m going to say, Guyrim. :p
January 23, 2012 at 4:30 am #
Quake
January 23, 2012 at 4:43 am #
Infamous.
January 23, 2012 at 4:51 am #
Keep in mind none of these would necessarily describe mine, but they were to hard (no pun intended) to pass up:
Final Fantasy
Final Fight
Dead Space
………….Animal Crossing.
January 23, 2012 at 5:42 am #
Animal Crossing wins.
January 23, 2012 at 6:21 am #
Agreed.. Animal Crossing wins xD
As for suggested game titles I have:
Anticipation
Bust-A-Move
Mr. Driller
January 23, 2012 at 5:23 am #
Steel Diver
January 23, 2012 at 5:34 am #
Cave Story
Wii Play
Pushmo
Crush3d
Nano Assault
Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
Need for Speed: The Run
Corpse Granny
January 23, 2012 at 5:34 am #
Godhand
January 29, 2012 at 5:47 pm #
No, please not God Hand.. That’s too much XD
January 23, 2012 at 6:01 am #
Mother
(or for us Yanks: earthbound)
Dance Dance Revolution
January 23, 2012 at 6:27 am #
Delve Deeper
Armed and Dangerous
Enter the Matrix
Temple of Elemental Evil
Command and Conquer
F.E.A.R.
Uncharted
and of Course
Heavy Rain
January 23, 2012 at 6:28 am #
Why is our hobby so dirty?
January 23, 2012 at 7:46 am #
My Sex Life? Uncharted.
For other people:
Monster Hunter
Land Stalker
Tales of Innocence
Possession
January 23, 2012 at 8:11 am #
World Of Goo
Mass Effect
January 23, 2012 at 8:18 am #
World of goo xD Good call, that could even be a sequel to Alone in the Dark!
January 23, 2012 at 8:23 am #
Pump It Up, Extreme
January 23, 2012 at 8:50 am #
A Boy and his Blob
January 23, 2012 at 9:04 am #
The Magic of Scheherazade
January 23, 2012 at 9:24 am #
Left 4 Dead…
January 23, 2012 at 9:26 am #
Angry Birds
January 23, 2012 at 9:48 am #
WET!
January 23, 2012 at 10:12 am #
De blob
January 23, 2012 at 10:25 am #
Total Annihilation
Prey
Oblivion
Populous
Black and White (how did no one else say this yet?)
January 23, 2012 at 10:26 am #
Pokemon (Pocket Monsters)
January 25, 2012 at 5:18 am #
Pokémon blue
Pokémon fire red
Pokémon Snap?
January 23, 2012 at 10:35 am #
Theme Park … using lubricants and a comb.
January 23, 2012 at 10:39 am #
The Orange Box
The Punisher (The game)
Fable (for my sex life)
January 23, 2012 at 10:46 am #
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
January 23, 2012 at 5:48 pm #
What the.. ?!
January 24, 2012 at 4:08 am #
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scream_(video_game)
It’s a survival game. That has some questionable aspects.
January 23, 2012 at 11:01 am #
Blur
Stranglehold
Army of Two
Call of Duty
Too Human
Killzone
January 23, 2012 at 11:05 am #
Manhunt…
January 23, 2012 at 11:24 am #
Myth
Myth II: Soulblighter
Myth III: Wolf Age
Fury
Blood (one whole unit)
Tribes
and I don’t belive that anyone has claimed…
Bioshock
January 23, 2012 at 1:00 pm #
*ahem*
Hey You, Pikachu!
January 23, 2012 at 1:24 pm #
Shadow of the Colossus HD
January 23, 2012 at 1:46 pm #
Soldiers of Fortune
(I really can’t believe that wasn’t said yet.)
January 23, 2012 at 1:51 pm #
Super Meat Boy
January 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm #
Punch Out!
The Incredible Machine
Spank
Joust
January 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm #
At time it would have been
-Master Blaster
-Devil May Cry
-Painkiller
If you’re feeling really desperate
-Plants Vs Zombies
But my current sex life can only be describes by one game
-Limbo
January 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm #
No more heroes.
January 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm #
Left 4 Dead
Just Cause
Infamous
January 23, 2012 at 3:33 pm #
Dungeon Keeper….
January 23, 2012 at 7:04 pm #
Went through my Steam library, here’s what I got:
Beat Hazard
Command and Conquer
Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble!
Need for Speed
Puzzle Quest
Rhythm Zone
RUSH
World of Goo
Worms Reloaded
January 23, 2012 at 7:16 pm #
NMH2: Desprate Struggle
Metrod: Fusion.
Tetris
Godzilla
Chrono Trigger
Demon’s Crest
Cubivore
The Magical Quest, starring Mickey and Minnie Mouse
…… Bible Adventures?
January 23, 2012 at 7:51 pm #
“Beat ‘em and eat ‘em”
LOLZ
January 23, 2012 at 8:13 pm #
Tomb Raider… but then I have always had a penchant for necrophilia
January 23, 2012 at 9:00 pm #
Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater
January 23, 2012 at 9:45 pm #
I’m showing my age by getting all NES’ty up in here!
Rush N’ Attack!
Bump N’ Jump!
M.U.L.E.
I’d say Heavy Barrel..
She’d say Centipede, or Micro Machines
I can’t stop laughing at Mr Driller. hahaha
January 23, 2012 at 9:47 pm #
Metal Slug
Rush’n Attack
Sonic Adventure
Donkey Konga
January 23, 2012 at 9:56 pm #
Reistance: Fall of Man.
January 23, 2012 at 11:05 pm #
The Binding of Isaac
Super Meat Boy
Crysis
Doom
Half-Life
Painkiller
Rage
Far Cry
Excitebike
Ducktales
Skyward Sword ( I can’t believe nobody said this yet)
January 27, 2012 at 3:37 pm #
Third comment from the top.
January 23, 2012 at 11:39 pm #
Note that none of these describe my sex life because at the moment I don’t have a sex life
Dig Dug
World of Warcraft
Probably the worst that could be said is, “Super Smash Brothers”
January 23, 2012 at 11:41 pm #
Dead Island
January 24, 2012 at 12:25 am #
Mine is Vapourware.
January 24, 2012 at 12:43 am #
I know it’s a little too easy, but Final Fantasy.
For the very small with vigorous lovers: Nanobreaker.
For the irrepressably kinky: Enslaved and Painkiller.
For the truly insane: Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem.
For those with incredible stamina: Ninety-Nine Nights.
January 24, 2012 at 1:42 am #
First my was an Unreal Tournament
then it became Halo Reach
Currently Overlord
and will never be Assassins Creed or Assassins Creed Brother Hood.
January 24, 2012 at 1:51 am #
Going old school (ish) here:
(Barkley:) Shut Up and Jam!
Pole Position
Or, if we’re going “high-tech”
The Incredible Machine
Okay, my work here is done.
January 24, 2012 at 1:51 am #
Here, use your imagination
WoW
The World Ends with You
Barbie
Hogan’s Alley
Dirty Harry
Slaughterhouse
Bugs Bunny’s Birthday Blowout
Rage
Snake Eater (for the ladies)
Burst Limit (DBZ)
Raging Blast (DBZ)
Perfect Dark
Bubble Bath Babes
Dr. Mario
Mario is Missing
Goldeneye
Dead or Alive
Mortal Kombat
January 24, 2012 at 2:41 am #
“Bugs Bunny’s Birthday Blowout”
I enjoyed this one. Thank You
January 24, 2012 at 4:05 am #
Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
January 24, 2012 at 4:43 am #
Some of the ones that could work from my library that haven’t popped up…
AaAaAA!!! – A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
Amnesia: The Dark Decent
Battlefield: Bad Company
Bob Came in Pieces
Bone: Out from Boneville
Bone: The Great Cow Race
Chains
Dreamkiller
Evil Genius
Feel the Magic: XY/XX
Grotesque Tactics
Harvest: Massive Encounter
Hitman
In the Hunt (would be mine)
Infernal
Juiced
Madballs
Rampage
R.I.P.
Rock of Ages
Sim Life (still on floppy discs, booyah)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
The Haunted
Trauma
Uplink
Wasteland Angel
Wild Arms
World of Zoo (whatever floats your boat)
…and pulling out an old hentai game to finish the perversion and my dream; 3 Sister Story :3
January 24, 2012 at 4:58 am #
I didn’t see any for the gay community, so i figured i’d add to it.
Jak and daxter
Sam and Max.
And for fun: Blasto, Earthworm Jim, Harvest moon.
January 24, 2012 at 5:01 am #
World of Goo
January 24, 2012 at 6:39 am #
For the necrophiliacs:
DeathSpank
January 24, 2012 at 10:13 am #
Command & Conquer
January 24, 2012 at 10:53 am #
This doesn’t describe mine at all, but..
Kirby, because he sucks. :p
January 24, 2012 at 11:27 am #
Fallout
January 24, 2012 at 1:14 pm #
Canyon Bomber
January 24, 2012 at 3:41 pm #
You’re All Diseased!
X-Box 360
January 24, 2012 at 4:44 pm #
For the gays: Bad Dudes
For my own sex life, I must mention that my wife was born under the Chinese Year of the Dragon and if very proud of it. Therefore, my sex life is described by:
Tagin’ Dragon
January 24, 2012 at 6:52 pm #
Full Throttle
The Secret of Monkey Island
Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon
January 25, 2012 at 5:30 pm #
The Longest Journey
Fist of the North Star
January 25, 2012 at 9:01 pm #
Train simulator 2012
January 25, 2012 at 9:11 pm #
Pitfall
January 26, 2012 at 12:19 am #
What? No Toy Story?
River City Ransom
Minute To Win It
Hole in the Wall
Seamen
Crazy Taxi
Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed
Dynamite Dick
Ok thats all I can think of.
January 27, 2012 at 7:26 am #
The Sims.
Psychonauts.
Trauma Center.
Tenchu: Wrath of Heaven
Zone of the Enders.
Dead or Alive.
Fantavision.
G-Surfers.
Bridge Commander.
.hack//INFECTION
Crimson Tears…
January 27, 2012 at 1:15 pm #
This was a friend’s Facebook status and all I could come up with then (that no one else had beaten me to) was Wipeout.
(I also considered Road Rash, but… nah.)
January 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm #
Call of Duty
Man Vs. Wild
I couldn’t stop myself…
January 27, 2012 at 5:58 pm #
PONG
January 28, 2012 at 6:46 am #
Honestly, I thought I had a gutter mind, but if some of you guys actually get some innuendo/double-entendre’s that associates a lot of the titles mentioned with a sex-life…
I just fear you…
January 29, 2012 at 5:55 pm #
Mount & Blade, goddamnit. I wonder why no one has that yet.
January 29, 2012 at 6:49 pm #
of course… The Dig