I fail to see a problem here. He’s still got Princess Daisy.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH So so great.
Peach. He’s going to break up with the other anyhoo!
Sorry, got to disagree. DK is dumber than Bowser and Pauline looks like she puts out like a cat in heat.
Where's Luigi when you need him?
For shame! The proper methodolgy is to collapse the two structures into each other, knocking the Monkey and the Turtle out and catching both ladies.
Italian Sausage threesome for the win.
This is why fools become heroes. Because you never know when a maniac comes along with a sadistic choice….
take the brunette man, blondes are retarded, why do you think she keeps getting kidnapped.
Go for the Princess! With her, you get a kingdom and monies! With the slut, you get a slut. Who wants -your- monies.
With Daisy, obviously. He's smart enough to go with the princess no one kidnaps anymore.
“Hello Mario. I want to play a game.”