*Not my boyfriend, mind you. I would hope that he would know his Pokémon better than this. No this was originally posted on Reddit by moolio_.
Funny thing though is that this list does teach us if Mario really wants to defeat Bowser, he should do it before he evolves from Squirtle. Just saying…
source: Reddit
June 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm #
I laughed SO FUCKING MUCH.
June 22, 2011 at 2:06 pm #
I love how flu evolves to HIV
June 24, 2011 at 1:19 am #
bahaha i was thinking the exact same thing
June 22, 2011 at 2:20 pm #
I guess Ash dodged a bullet that time he almost caught HIV.
June 22, 2011 at 2:32 pm #
I couldn’t stop laughing after I visualized Storkpecker…
June 22, 2011 at 2:38 pm #
Wait, whose boyfriend should know his pokemon better than this?
June 22, 2011 at 2:55 pm #
Lol! Naruto! HIV! DERP and HERPDERP haha
June 24, 2011 at 1:20 am #
yeessss
June 22, 2011 at 5:26 pm #
I’m going to catch a Jynx and name it “Ganguro” right now. I can’t believe it never occurred to me before. Then again, I only ever caught Jynx to fill out my pokedex… >.>
I’m also deeply disappointed that neither Onyx nor Cloyster were involved in any form of innuendo. :/
June 22, 2011 at 6:30 pm #
What about Kabutops??
June 22, 2011 at 6:38 pm #
Manowar: reference to Megaman X 8?
June 26, 2011 at 11:45 am #
Man of war is a like a a jellyfish
June 22, 2011 at 6:45 pm #
Man-O-War is the name of some form of jellyfish.
June 23, 2011 at 1:42 am #
It’s one of the deadliest jellies that live off the Australian coast.
June 23, 2011 at 5:04 am #
Magnet <- How does it work ??
June 23, 2011 at 7:22 am #
Not knowing the obvious things about Mario, Sonic, and The Legend of Zelda is funny. Futzing with the names of Pokemon? Not so much. There’s too many of them, and it’s a non-essential series.
June 23, 2011 at 7:27 am #
The sad thing is, if you showed this to Game Freak they might get some ideas. Bikiwi and Armordillan sound like they could be proper Pokemon. Also, Foxfire is actually the translation of the original Japanese name for Vulpix, I believe.
June 23, 2011 at 12:34 pm #
ROFL…
Makes you wonder though, if you gave this list, with no names attached, to someone that knows nothing about pokemon, what would they come up with?
June 26, 2011 at 9:36 am #
A crumpled up piece of paper and an insult.
June 24, 2011 at 2:06 pm #
Derp and Herpderp are the best.
June 25, 2011 at 8:58 pm #
I like how he knew some of them just fine, renamed some, and just described some (a tree, tentacleface). Also, he sees lizards a lot.
June 26, 2011 at 1:30 am #
at least he says mewtwo and not frieza
June 27, 2011 at 10:03 pm #
Too Funny!!!!!!!
LmFuckinAo!!!!!!
June 28, 2011 at 10:47 pm #
I see only one flaw. Where is Mew???
June 28, 2011 at 11:35 pm #
that would make it 151 pokemon..
June 28, 2011 at 11:37 pm #
actually there appears to be 151 already.. so i guess theres a mistake already.. nvm