Original 150 Pokémon as Named by Boyfriend*

Original 150 Pokémon as Named by Boyfriend*

Original 150 Pokémon as Named by Boyfriend*

by Steve Napierski to Images

*Not my boyfriend, mind you. I would hope that he would know his Pokémon better than this. No this was originally posted on Reddit by moolio_.

Funny thing though is that this list does teach us if Mario really wants to defeat Bowser, he should do it before he evolves from Squirtle. Just saying…

source: Reddit

Discussion (26)¬

  1. odderz
    odderz says:
    June 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm #

    I laughed SO FUCKING MUCH.

  2. th3cr3a7or
    th3cr3a7or says:
    June 22, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

    I love how flu evolves to HIV

    • Lily926
      Lily926 says:
      June 24, 2011 at 1:19 am #

      bahaha i was thinking the exact same thing

  3. mikeszekely
    mikeszekely says:
    June 22, 2011 at 2:20 pm #

    I guess Ash dodged a bullet that time he almost caught HIV.

  4. Shard
    Shard says:
    June 22, 2011 at 2:32 pm #

    I couldn’t stop laughing after I visualized Storkpecker…

  5. Lairo
    Lairo says:
    June 22, 2011 at 2:38 pm #

    Wait, whose boyfriend should know his pokemon better than this?

  6. Zharg
    Zharg says:
    June 22, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    Lol! Naruto! HIV! DERP and HERPDERP haha

    • Lily926
      Lily926 says:
      June 24, 2011 at 1:20 am #

      yeessss

  7. Svafa
    Svafa says:
    June 22, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    I’m going to catch a Jynx and name it “Ganguro” right now. I can’t believe it never occurred to me before. Then again, I only ever caught Jynx to fill out my pokedex… >.>

    I’m also deeply disappointed that neither Onyx nor Cloyster were involved in any form of innuendo. :/

  8. Melissa
    Melissa says:
    June 22, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    What about Kabutops??

  9. OmegaZxA
    OmegaZxA says:
    June 22, 2011 at 6:38 pm #

    Manowar: reference to Megaman X 8?

    • nigardo
      nigardo says:
      June 26, 2011 at 11:45 am #

      Man of war is a like a a jellyfish

  10. jkrevan
    jkrevan says:
    June 22, 2011 at 6:45 pm #

    Man-O-War is the name of some form of jellyfish.

    • Stefanie
      Stefanie says:
      June 23, 2011 at 1:42 am #

      It’s one of the deadliest jellies that live off the Australian coast.

  11. Junta
    Junta says:
    June 23, 2011 at 5:04 am #

    Magnet <- How does it work ??

  12. Gospel X
    Gospel X says:
    June 23, 2011 at 7:22 am #

    Not knowing the obvious things about Mario, Sonic, and The Legend of Zelda is funny. Futzing with the names of Pokemon? Not so much. There’s too many of them, and it’s a non-essential series.

  13. JHYW
    JHYW says:
    June 23, 2011 at 7:27 am #

    The sad thing is, if you showed this to Game Freak they might get some ideas. Bikiwi and Armordillan sound like they could be proper Pokemon. Also, Foxfire is actually the translation of the original Japanese name for Vulpix, I believe.

  14. ThePeebs
    ThePeebs says:
    June 23, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    ROFL…
    Makes you wonder though, if you gave this list, with no names attached, to someone that knows nothing about pokemon, what would they come up with?

    • Rick
      Rick says:
      June 26, 2011 at 9:36 am #

      A crumpled up piece of paper and an insult.

  15. DP
    DP says:
    June 24, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

    Derp and Herpderp are the best.

  16. jlr18
    jlr18 says:
    June 25, 2011 at 8:58 pm #

    I like how he knew some of them just fine, renamed some, and just described some (a tree, tentacleface). Also, he sees lizards a lot.

  17. Niko-Kiro
    Niko-Kiro says:
    June 26, 2011 at 1:30 am #

    at least he says mewtwo and not frieza

  18. stylez
    stylez says:
    June 27, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    Too Funny!!!!!!!

    LmFuckinAo!!!!!!

  19. That guy
    That guy says:
    June 28, 2011 at 10:47 pm #

    I see only one flaw. Where is Mew???

    • jrmy
      jrmy says:
      June 28, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

      that would make it 151 pokemon..

      • jrmy
        jrmy says:
        June 28, 2011 at 11:37 pm #

        actually there appears to be 151 already.. so i guess theres a mistake already.. nvm