Mario can definitely be a nice chap when he wants to.
An article about Mario being nice? Not him being a murderer, nut-job, psycho, or gay toad raper?
Am I still on the internet!? Next there will be a comic about Luigi being important!
But Luigi IS important!
Since the Super Mario World has faces on everything, from mushrooms to mountains, I submit to you that the image depicted above has Mario commit a snowflake genocide, the likes of which has never been seen before.
As if I didn’t have enough reasons to become a fireball-chucking wizard. Motherfucking wizards, man.