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If I didn’t know better, I would say that this was some sort of Nintendo Christmas card…But then again, maybe I don’t know any better.

source: Ken Wong


  • PrinceJonathan

    What the fucking hell?! Why’d Link give Samus the Triforce!!! What’s she going to do with the omnipotent wish granting Mcguffin?

    If it was that easy to get the Triforce all Ganon has to do is pretend to be Links B.F.F. XD!

    • Corny

      But now he would have to get it from Samus, which should be way harder than beating Link to it :D
      I hope Mario has some fun with Rudolph, the red-nosed Metroid.

      • PrinceJonathan

        Ha-Ha, No all Ganon would have to do is wait until the next Metroid game when Samus’ Bag of Spilling causes her to loose every one of her power-ups.

        Or pretend to be her friend and take advantage of the many psychological problems Samus surely must have. I mean you don’t just witness the giant dragon thing who killed your parents constantly coming back to life to fight you time and time again and not have a crack in your sanity somewhere.

        I’m sure it wouldn’t take much for Ganon to reduce Samus to a Post-Traumatic Stress Blue Screen of Death.

        • Tokoshoran

          Oh, but you forget: Samus lives in a time where uploading your conscience to a computer is commonplace. Ridley’s computer is surely linked to a Rapid Cloning Machine so that she’ll always locate a clone of him. When that becomes common, people are going to constantly encounter a dead person. And their redead self. And their reredead self. Etc, etc.

        • Tokoshoran

          And yes, it HAS been around since game one. Fusion mentions that Adam was her only CO, she never had a CO from the first game on, so he was from before then; his conscience was there from her first visit to Zebes.

    • Cody Shiranai

      Wouldn’t Samus with the Triforce just wish back her PARENTS to life and maybe put them somewhere to be safe, also erase Ridley from existence?

      We should be questioning what Mario would do with a Metroid? I suppose drain and kill Bowser and his kids once and for all, I don’t think Bowser would survive an attack from an near invincible energy being that sucks life force directly from you without restriction.

      • PrinceJonathan

        Mario is never going to kill Bowser, not permanently anyway, because then who would he invite to go go-karting?