Game of Blades [ IMAGE ]

Looking at this image I think less about Game of Thrones and more about that new reality show King of the Nerds and how uncomfortable I get by the socially awkward participants on it….FYI, the winner of said show will sit upon “the Throne of Games.” Thought I should probably point that out.

source: Qwertee
via: Gamefreaks


  • John Strider

    Looking down with a sad face
    Wondering how the hell
    He will carry all those blades.

    • John Strider

      Protip: Lube.

  • PrinceJonathan

    Ok I see: (from left-right)

    The Gravity Gun
    A Sai, guessing from TMNT.
    A Machete, I think.
    Sting from LotR.
    Blades of Chaos
    No clue.
    Cloud’s Buster Sword.
    Anduril, the Flame of the West.
    No idea, looks like an Evil Keyblade?
    Soul Reaver.
    Sephiroth’s bitchstick toothpick
    Emo Cloud’s vibrator
    No idea, looks familiar though.
    He-Man’s Sword he-never-actually-uses-in-a-fight. Seriously all he ever did was hug people.

    • Phaelin

      Found this on qwertee:

      1- Portal Gun – Portal.
      2- Elektra’s Sai.
      3- Kukri Machete – Machete/Resident Evil.
      4- Sting – Lord of the Rings.
      5- Blade of Chaos – God of War.
      6- Dragon Head Katana – Highlander.
      7- Cloud Strife’s Buster Sword – Final Fantasy VII.
      8- Striders ranger sword – Lord of the Rings.
      9- Keyblade – Kingdom Hearts.
      10- Dual Blade Sword – Conan.
      11- The Atlantean Sword – Conan.
      12- Soul Reaver Vampiric Sword – Legacy of Kain.
      13- Hattori Hanzo Katana – Kill Bill.
      14- Gunblade – Final Fantasy VII.
      15- Maximus’ Sword – Gladiator.
      16- The Power Sword – He-Man.
      17- Bloodrayne’s Arm Blades – Bloodrayne.
      18- Spartan Sword – 300.
      19- Lightsaber – Starwars.
      20- Chainsaw hand – Army of Darkness.

      Link is holding the Master Sword and Hylian Shield.

      -Obviously the Gunblade is FFVIII not VII, but that’s likely just typo. And seriously, Kill Bill? That’s totally Masamune!

    • thewood

      Not the Gravity gun, it’s the Portal Gun from Portal.

      • PrinceJonathan

        Sorry my bad.

  • No Soul Edge/Soul Calibur? Shame…he was even in SC2….[]

  • Reiken

    Man, it must be REALLY dangerous to go alone.

  • Noddles

    I somehow miss the Halo-sword.

  • CoolDude

    Y No energy sword?