Don’t Catch ‘Em All!

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Don’t Catch ‘Em All!

by Steve Napierski to Images

I was working at FuncoLand when Pokémon Red Version and Blue Version were released and I have been making this exact same joke ever since. I guess I’m just a one trick pony. And one is clearly not enough turned tricks to catch ‘em all…

Discussion (9)¬

  1. finbreaker
    finbreaker says:
    February 6, 2013 at 2:20 pm #

    I think you meant HIV. HPV and genital warts are the same thing

    • antimarc
      antimarc says:
      February 6, 2013 at 6:07 pm #

      untrue. genital warts can be a symptom of contracting HPV, but in 90% of cases HPV is undetected. if i am not mistaken, i think it’s only possible to even TEST for HPV amongst females. they are two different things though.

      • thewood
        thewood says:
        February 6, 2013 at 6:52 pm #

        True, though I do find it strange that HIV ISN’T included.

        • thewood
          thewood says:
          February 6, 2013 at 6:53 pm #

          ALSO, this is awesome and relevant.
          http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/venereals/
          I gave my sister “herpes” a few years ago.

          • Steve Napierski
            Steve Napierski says:
            February 6, 2013 at 7:53 pm #

            That’s hilarious. We had the Syphilis until my wife got rid of it. True story, bought it at ConnectiCon about four years ago.

          • Xuncu
            Xuncu says:
            February 7, 2013 at 7:04 am #

            I had an Ebola, but I lost it AT the con I was at. XP

  2. Bill Silvia
    Bill Silvia says:
    February 6, 2013 at 11:12 pm #

    Herpes gives you vaginal dentata?

  3. Xuncu
    Xuncu says:
    February 7, 2013 at 7:01 am #
  4. Isaiah B Price
    Isaiah B Price says:
    February 7, 2013 at 12:17 pm #

    Well…this gets an 'A' for creativity…