I was working at FuncoLand when Pokémon Red Version and Blue Version were released and I have been making this exact same joke ever since. I guess I’m just a one trick pony. And one is clearly not enough turned tricks to catch ‘em all…
via: Break.com

February 6, 2013 at 2:20 pm #
I think you meant HIV. HPV and genital warts are the same thing
February 6, 2013 at 6:07 pm #
untrue. genital warts can be a symptom of contracting HPV, but in 90% of cases HPV is undetected. if i am not mistaken, i think it’s only possible to even TEST for HPV amongst females. they are two different things though.
February 6, 2013 at 6:52 pm #
True, though I do find it strange that HIV ISN’T included.
February 6, 2013 at 6:53 pm #
ALSO, this is awesome and relevant.
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/venereals/
I gave my sister “herpes” a few years ago.
February 6, 2013 at 7:53 pm #
That’s hilarious. We had the Syphilis until my wife got rid of it. True story, bought it at ConnectiCon about four years ago.
February 7, 2013 at 7:04 am #
I had an Ebola, but I lost it AT the con I was at. XP
February 7, 2013 at 7:01 am #
Yo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7lEZBxu3zo