Asslevania: Symphony of the Butt [ GAME ]

“Dracula’s castle has once again appeared, and Johnny Belmont knows that can only mean one thing! Dracula is back!!! And it’s only a matter of time until the towns folk start acting all emo and goth. Drinking there coffee and smoking cigarettes, reading poor me poetry to each other. And seeing how Breaking Bad is over now, Johnny really doesn’t have anything else to do anyway, so it would seem a battle is fated.”

Going to be honest, this game in not easy. But in the short time before you meet your untimely death, it is fun to play.

Arrow Keys ~ Movement
Up Arrow Key ~ Jump
X ~ Use Whip
Z ~ Holy Cross
Down Arrow Key ~ Slide
Press Up Arrow Key while sliding ~ Slide Jump

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