Why Video Games Are Better Than Girlfriends

Why Video Games Are Better Than Girlfriends

by Steve Napierski to Articles

In girlfriends’ defense, they have boobs. So I think that negates anything mentioned above.

Before you say anything, I just want to let you know that I am working on a follow up for this called: Why Video Games Are Better Than Boyfriends. I’m not trying to leave anyone out here, but I can only create one at a time and I felt this was the better one to start with.

Discussion (8)¬

  1. Yue
    Yue says:
    April 12, 2013 at 3:13 pm #

    Videogames can have boobs, and holes too. Which you can touch and penetrate. All of which come from japan and plug in your computer by USB. :D

    • dragon sword
      dragon sword says:
      April 12, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

      peripheral hardware to wetware connections?

  2. TheyCallMeTomu
    TheyCallMeTomu says:
    April 12, 2013 at 6:19 pm #

    You can share them with your friends? Not if DRM has its way!

  3. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:
    April 12, 2013 at 8:14 pm #

    I would call this more of a comic than an infographic.

  4. Sigurther
    Sigurther says:
    April 13, 2013 at 6:18 am #

    Nooo!I refuse to share Elizabeth with anyone! AAAANNYYYOONNNNE.

  5. Heartless
    Heartless says:
    April 13, 2013 at 6:18 am #

    You can play video games everyday of the month, no restrictions.
    Video games don´t have parents who come to visit you.
    Video games come with their own set of clothes, and they only need that one.
    Video games do´nt make you move or sweat…oh wait…

  6. Painstream
    Painstream says:
    April 13, 2013 at 8:59 am #

    You can beat a video game and not get arrested.