Steve: Hi, my name is Steve.
Group: Hi, Steve!
Steve: And I used to be an NPC.
I think everyone has to start off as an NPC, before they can learn how to become an adventurer.
source: For Lack of a Better Comic
You Down Wit’ NPC?!
You Down Wit’ NPC?!
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March 15, 2013 at 2:14 pm #
Don’t be an NPC! Be an adventurer!
March 15, 2013 at 3:49 pm #
No! You’re Torneko Taloon(if you’re a boy) or Recette(if you’re a girl)!
March 15, 2013 at 4:30 pm #
Any discussion that can reference Torneko automatically becomes awesome!
March 15, 2013 at 8:48 pm #
I had this realization about a month into my first job. I then had a Haruhi Suzumia moment when I realized that every single one of the roughly six billion people on this planet has a life that is as relatively complex as mine, if not more so. Unfortunately I didn’t become a god, as far as I know.
March 17, 2013 at 12:50 am #
Seven billion, now.
March 15, 2013 at 10:47 pm #
…Oh my god. I never realized until now. I AM an NPC!
March 16, 2013 at 8:09 am #
And that’s why video game store clerks are not gamers themselves! If they’re gamers, They’ll become horrified at what they have become! An NPC!
March 16, 2013 at 8:12 pm #
My father’s an NPC: repeats the same shit over and over, while holding poses for absolutley no reason.
March 18, 2013 at 10:56 am #
Eeehh… being a adventurer is overrated, its just a friendlier name för “murderous hobo”.
March 19, 2013 at 5:48 pm #
I’m a whitewater raft guide, I think I’m more adventurer than NPC.