I always wondered what happened to my old 486 DX2 66mhz. My parents said it went to go live on a farm, out in the country. My parents lied to me! I’m never going to trust grownups, ever again!
I’m assuming this is the fate of forum spammers. Personally, I hope this is the fate that also awaits spam email creators and ISPs that throttle connections..
Welp… could’ve been worse. He could’ve forced you to play E.T.
Hey, I used a 90s computer with 56k dialup. Still better than 14.4 or 28.8!!!!
Psh, weaksauce. A proper Faustian punishment gives the punished the original vice and turns it into something undesirable and also unavoidable, ideally in a fashion that causes the punished to suffer as his/her former victims did. A spammer, therefore, would be put into the position of having to spam his own e-mail account, and be forced to read every single spam he sent to himself.