Nintendo should add this into future Legend of Zelda titles as the equivalent to an easy mode.
Navi: “We need to find the Master Sword!”
Link: “Pffft! Screw that, I have a Cuccuo!”
Your description on the main page made this comic for me.
Second I saw Link smiling at the cucco I thought of How the Grinch Stole Christmas! It just felt like the logical next step for a description.
That. Is. AWESOME!
Cucco+Shield = Cock Block
+1 internet for you there.