Super Mario is Da Man! [ COMIC ]
Yes! Exactly. No cake in the world is worth the troubles that this Italian plumber has to endure. Is the Mushroom Kingdom’s budget so poor that they cannot send their own professionally trained guards out rescue their own princess. Here, let me give you a word of advice. Avoid the fireballs, run under the legs when he jumps, and you’ll be fine. The alternative is to appoint a new
queen princess. I heard Toadette was open to new career opportunities… Damn that sounded creepy.