Stole My Heart

Stole My Heart

Stole My Heart

by Steve Napierski to Comics

Link truly has the heart of a hero… And one from a local farmer. Another two from a couple of runaways. There was this guy who sold him one on the internet. He got one legally from the butcher. He also got the butcher’s illegally. And don’t even get me started about the orphans…

With the amount of hearts that Link has collected, he has become the Jeffrey Dahmer of Hyrule. Maybe that’s why Ganon is is trying to keep the pieces of the triforce away from him. He knows Link’s true dark obsessions. Behind all those grunts, whimpers, and screams lies the mind of a true psychopath. Either that or it’s just a video game. Your choice.