The good part is that those rings should easily cover all of his medical expenses. So WIN!!!
Now that’s what I call a life insurance policy.
I haven’t played any sonic games other than Sonic Generations and some of the older stuff; are rings actually used as currency in canon ever?
Yep and many other things
In Sonic ’06 rings are used as currency, though I’m not sure you can call that canon.
Nope, all wrong. Sonic doesn’t die unless he’s out of rings!
Unless he’s drowning.
Drowning in medical debt! Amirite? Eh? Eh?
He probably had bodily fluids filling his lungs.
Whose bodily fluid?
On the other hand, at least you didn’t say “Tails'”.