If People Acted In Real Life Like They Do On The Internet…

If People Acted In Real Life Like They Do On The Internet…

If People Acted In Real Life Like They Do On The Internet…

by Steve Napierski to Comics

Chatroulette, and similar websites/services, have taught us a very valuable lesson: Somewhere in the male psyche is a little voice that tells them that if they see a female online, they obviously want to see their penis. Of course, that voice also informs them that every female secretly wants to have sex with them, as well.

This comic reminds me of another Dueling Analogs comic I did back in April of ’07. Four years later and still thankful I don’t have a camera for Xbox Live.

Discussion (12)¬

  1. Nuckel
    Nuckel says:
    March 31, 2011 at 1:24 am #

    It’s the sad truth. This, and the fact that the site owners never provide actual supervision by admins and moderators who could easily handle this kind of thing. Heck, even semi-automatic solutions like votes would make a huge difference, but no. Lazy Daisy just want some more inb4-ad space…

    • ed
      ed says:
      April 1, 2011 at 5:20 pm #

      But ratings, star systems, whatever, only work if the people that utilize them are acting in a moderately acceptable manner to begin with. But then we wouldn’t be having these problems if they did, now would we?

      • Nuckel
        Nuckel says:
        April 2, 2011 at 8:26 am #

        [3rd edit]
        Yes, there are no better solutions than human admins. And since those are not available, the sites won’t get visited by masses of regular people so that actual admins would pay off…

  2. Jones
    Jones says:
    March 31, 2011 at 1:50 am #

    Oh man, real life would be so awesome!

  3. David Herbert
    David Herbert says:
    March 31, 2011 at 4:48 am #

    People would also be more naked since they probably are too lazy to put pants on while at the computer.

  4. Sean
    Sean says:
    March 31, 2011 at 7:35 am #

    I was banned from chatroulette for apparently breaking the rules, which is interesting as I was just flicking through cameras finding non penis cams.

  5. Jarrett
    Jarrett says:
    March 31, 2011 at 11:24 am #

    If people acted like they do on the internet, a simple comment about it being cold outside would turn into 5 people around the person berating him/her for being a temperature noob.

    • Ryan
      Ryan says:
      March 31, 2011 at 11:52 am #

      OR some sort of Temperature stickler/ person focused on temperature and possibly a condescending one at that. They would probably call them a Temp-Fag….

  6. Perceptor
    Perceptor says:
    March 31, 2011 at 2:21 pm #

    If people acted in real life like they do on twitter:
    http://www.collegehumor.com/video/4005047/real-life-twitter

    • Randomgamerdude
      Randomgamerdude says:
      March 31, 2011 at 7:19 pm #

      Well that’s just if people tweeted out loud, not acted like they did on the internet. If they did, I’d have like 15 different personalities.

  7. mivaginaweb
    mivaginaweb says:
    April 1, 2011 at 2:35 pm #

    cuida que el dia menos pensado ocurre de verdad, no deis muchas ideas

  8. bidoopoo
    bidoopoo says:
    April 1, 2011 at 9:17 pm #

    “Chatroulette, and similar websites/services, have taught us a very valuable lesson: Somewhere in the male psyche is a little voice that tells them that if they see a female online, they obviously want to see their penis.” – Steve “too good to flash some turkey neck” Napierski

    Okay…this explains all those restraining orders, and the pepper-spray I’ve received over the years. Lesson learned, only show them the goods if they ASK to see it from now on.