I’m going to go off on a random tangent here. I want Dark Horse Comics and Nintendo of America to team up in order to create a crossover Axe Cop/The Legend of Zelda comic. Done properly, I really think it could work.
Axe Cop: My partner, Flute Cop, is taking a vacation and you will be his subsitute. I would call you Ocarina Cop, but that sounds stupid. So I will call you Elf Cop.
Axe Cop: Come Elf Cop, there are bad guys afoot. I will chop your heads off!
Trust me, this could really work.