Nintendo 3DS Safety Manual

Nintendo 3DS Safety Manual

Nintendo 3DS Safety Manual

Posted on April 7, 2011 to Comics

On the home page, I kept seeing images from the Japanese version of the Nintendo 3DS instruction manual [1]. Why? Because they were the banner image for last week’s new releases [2]. Regardless, this repeated exposure to said images inspired me to create some of my own Nintendo 3DS warnings and here they are.

While on the topic, you might also find G4′s translation of some of the actual warnings from the Japanese version of the Nintendo 3DS instruction manual quite humorous [3]. I know I did.

Discussion (19)¬

  1. Dan-T says:
    April 7, 2011 at 3:19 am #

    do not marry your 3DS? i think japanese freakfans of Love Plus will disagree with you.

    • Daraku says:
      April 10, 2011 at 5:53 am #

      they do not marry the 3DS … they marry the character IN the 3DS

  2. Inho says:
    April 7, 2011 at 3:48 am #

    Do not use as a penis cover. and the Do not let your black friend borrow your Nintendo 3DS to use as a penis cover! XD I loved all of them.

  3. Jim says:
    April 7, 2011 at 7:56 am #

    Is it wrong that I laughed hardest at the penis cover jokes?

  4. Shaows says:
    April 7, 2011 at 9:54 am #

    Kotaku had a ship contest a few weeks ago using the 3DS warning screens, and the winners were pretty good.

    http://ca.kotaku.com/5776809/kotaku-shop-contest-3ds-warnings-winners/gallery/

  5. ZIP ZOB ZOBBITY BOP says:
    April 7, 2011 at 11:08 am #

    Note: You’re 3ds will never threaten to stab you. and in fact Cannot speak

    • SerenityDan says:
      April 8, 2011 at 2:40 pm #

      Does that mean I will have to drop it into fire at the end of the level?

    • Syd Valak says:
      April 11, 2011 at 12:18 am #

      In the event that it does speak to you, Nintendo recommends that you ignore it.

  6. Iwata says:
    April 7, 2011 at 12:18 pm #

    The ones from Game Usagi were better than the G4 ones:

    http://gameusagi.com/?p=1636

  7. lulz says:
    April 7, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    overhyped crap thats what it is. (just like facebook/twitter/apple/xbox360/ps3)

    • New Name et Cetera says:
      April 8, 2011 at 8:13 pm #

      But… that’s basically tossing a net over every piece of tech ever made. And if you’re so critical of those consoles, then it begs the question; What are you doing here, on a video game webcomic?

  8. Everglayde says:
    April 7, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    Whew- i was afraid it was going to say i couldn’t name him George!

  9. Lucifer.:LLS:. says:
    April 7, 2011 at 2:02 pm #

    I’m surprised no one else has pointed it out… Your link to the 3DS manual appears to be broken. There’s part of an HTML tag in the link that shouldn’t be there.

    • Steve Napierski says:
      April 7, 2011 at 2:25 pm #

      Thanks, it’s been corrected.

  10. UndeadLex says:
    April 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm #

    There does need to be more Link in the 3DS… >:

  11. Rascal says:
    April 7, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

    Now, change 3DS to DSLite and change it to “things to use your DSlite for now that there is a 3DS” and you have a whole new comic. Bam!

  12. Randomgamerdude says:
    April 7, 2011 at 7:22 pm #

    I hate to see the manual of the next Xbox console…

  13. NT121784 says:
    April 7, 2011 at 7:35 pm #
  14. Adam says:
    April 8, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    I want a 3DS, even if it’s a used dirty one.