Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride [ COMIC ]

One of the biggest questions in video game history… why does Mario keep rescuing the Princess? Serious. Why does a over-weight, middle aged plumber risk life and limb to rescue a, repeatedly, captured Princess Peach? The answer… she is the best lay in entire Mushroom Kingdom. I kid you not.

Don’t believe me, then explain why Bowser wants her too. My theory behind that is either… “A” that he overheard Mario gloating of how good she was in the sack or “B” he already had a piece of Peach’s pie and wants some more.

Well, that’s Nintendo for you. They’re the only game developer that can take bestiality and make it fun for the whole family.

This comic is similar to certain VGCats comic, its a very large coincidence.