Monkey’s Business

Monkey's Business - Donkey Kong

Monkey’s Business

by Steve Napierski to Comics

Your Konkey Dong is showing…You see what I did there? That’s clever. I’m clever.

Discussion (6)¬

  1. KPSquall
    KPSquall says:
    May 7, 2012 at 7:35 pm #

    0_0 I do not think I can play this game again… You have ruined the game Donkey Kong for me!

    • bidoopoo
      bidoopoo says:
      May 7, 2012 at 8:55 pm #

      Ruined, or improved?

  2. BigLord
    BigLord says:
    May 7, 2012 at 8:24 pm #

    Well, EVERY SINGLE GORILLA IN FICTION EVER is always naked, hehe. Including the original, King Kong.

    But you know what’s funny? A Gorilla’s penis is very, very small, when compared to his body size. A human being’s penis is a lot bigger, relatively speaking :D

  3. Sixclaws
    Sixclaws says:
    May 7, 2012 at 10:21 pm #

    Considering that a gorilla’s penis is 1 1/2″ to 2″ long (and matching super tiny nuts) when hard I believe the only way Mario is going to notice is if he’s actively looking for it.

  4. Ido013
    Ido013 says:
    May 8, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

    It’s Jumpman not Mario :/

    • jeffers
      jeffers says:
      May 11, 2012 at 6:20 pm #

      Like any good villain Kong clearly figured out Jumpmans secret identity and kidnapped his girlfriend.