Your Konkey Dong is showing…You see what I did there? That’s clever. I’m clever.
0_0 I do not think I can play this game again… You have ruined the game Donkey Kong for me!
Ruined, or improved?
Well, EVERY SINGLE GORILLA IN FICTION EVER is always naked, hehe. Including the original, King Kong.
But you know what’s funny? A Gorilla’s penis is very, very small, when compared to his body size. A human being’s penis is a lot bigger, relatively speaking :D
Considering that a gorilla’s penis is 1 1/2″ to 2″ long (and matching super tiny nuts) when hard I believe the only way Mario is going to notice is if he’s actively looking for it.
It’s Jumpman not Mario :/
Like any good villain Kong clearly figured out Jumpmans secret identity and kidnapped his girlfriend.