Well, EVERY SINGLE GORILLA IN FICTION EVER is always naked, hehe. Including the original, King Kong.
But you know what’s funny? A Gorilla’s penis is very, very small, when compared to his body size. A human being’s penis is a lot bigger, relatively speaking
Considering that a gorilla’s penis is 1 1/2″ to 2″ long (and matching super tiny nuts) when hard I believe the only way Mario is going to notice is if he’s actively looking for it.
May 7, 2012 at 7:35 pm #
0_0 I do not think I can play this game again… You have ruined the game Donkey Kong for me!
May 7, 2012 at 8:55 pm #
Ruined, or improved?
May 7, 2012 at 8:24 pm #
Well, EVERY SINGLE GORILLA IN FICTION EVER is always naked, hehe. Including the original, King Kong.
But you know what’s funny? A Gorilla’s penis is very, very small, when compared to his body size. A human being’s penis is a lot bigger, relatively speaking
May 7, 2012 at 10:21 pm #
Considering that a gorilla’s penis is 1 1/2″ to 2″ long (and matching super tiny nuts) when hard I believe the only way Mario is going to notice is if he’s actively looking for it.
May 8, 2012 at 12:38 pm #
It’s Jumpman not Mario :/
May 11, 2012 at 6:20 pm #
Like any good villain Kong clearly figured out Jumpmans secret identity and kidnapped his girlfriend.