Monkey’s Business

Monkey's Business - Donkey Kong

Monkey’s Business

by Steve Napierski to Comics

Your Konkey Dong is showing…You see what I did there? That’s clever. I’m clever.

  • KPSquall

    0_0 I do not think I can play this game again… You have ruined the game Donkey Kong for me!

    • bidoopoo

      Ruined, or improved?

  • BigLord

    Well, EVERY SINGLE GORILLA IN FICTION EVER is always naked, hehe. Including the original, King Kong.

    But you know what’s funny? A Gorilla’s penis is very, very small, when compared to his body size. A human being’s penis is a lot bigger, relatively speaking :D

  • Sixclaws

    Considering that a gorilla’s penis is 1 1/2″ to 2″ long (and matching super tiny nuts) when hard I believe the only way Mario is going to notice is if he’s actively looking for it.

  • Ido013

    It’s Jumpman not Mario :/

    • jeffers

      Like any good villain Kong clearly figured out Jumpmans secret identity and kidnapped his girlfriend.