Mario Broooooos [ COMIC ]
It’s got to suck always backing the losing team. It’s like being on the Washington Generals and playing against the Harlem Globetrotters. After a while, you just want to win.
That said, did you know that the Washington Generals have actually beaten the Harlem Globetrotters six times in the franchise’s history?  The last time was in 1971, but it has happened.