PrinceJonathan says:
September 23, 2012 at 2:02 am #
What I never understood was why a “wooden sword”? What a stupid weapon to go into battle with, it’s just a goddamn stick! Why couldn’t it have been made of bronze? That’s a good material for a starting sword. Then the White Sword could be made of steel, and the Magic Sword could be made of…I dunno…cheese or something I guess.
Seriously wood! What am I going to do with it, give Aquamentus a splinter!?!
You think bronze is easy for poor villagers to have lying around?
PrinceJonathan says:
September 23, 2012 at 11:09 am #
Iron then, I only said bronze because the color of the wooden sword is brown.
And those villagers aren’t poor, every time I go into their houses and ransack the place I find rupees in every pot, and they’re rich enough to keep refilling them after I leave.
PrinceJonathan says:
September 23, 2012 at 11:15 am #
And one more thing, it’s wood right, and it can shoot FRICKEN LASER BEAMS! How in dafuq?!? Only in Hyrule could a man pick his teeth with a toothpick and accidentally shoot himself in the face.
if you took a wooden sword into the woods you could do some serious damage to the flora and fauna. a baseball bat is basically a wooden sword; if someone charged at me with a baseball bat i’d better believe they could kick my butt.
And also, the manual did say that, just not 5 minutes earlier, he saved Impa from Moblins on that screen.
How exactly, and where did Impa go, is a mystery for the ages…. unless we get a 3D remake of Zelda 1 or soemthing (that would be sweet).
September 22, 2012 at 10:01 am #
cuckoo*
September 22, 2012 at 2:19 pm #
Cuccoo*
September 22, 2012 at 11:55 pm #
It’s a freakin chicken.
September 23, 2012 at 2:02 am #
What I never understood was why a “wooden sword”? What a stupid weapon to go into battle with, it’s just a goddamn stick! Why couldn’t it have been made of bronze? That’s a good material for a starting sword. Then the White Sword could be made of steel, and the Magic Sword could be made of…I dunno…cheese or something I guess.
Seriously wood! What am I going to do with it, give Aquamentus a splinter!?!
September 23, 2012 at 9:28 am #
You think bronze is easy for poor villagers to have lying around?
September 23, 2012 at 11:09 am #
Iron then, I only said bronze because the color of the wooden sword is brown.
And those villagers aren’t poor, every time I go into their houses and ransack the place I find rupees in every pot, and they’re rich enough to keep refilling them after I leave.
September 23, 2012 at 11:15 am #
And one more thing, it’s wood right, and it can shoot FRICKEN LASER BEAMS! How in dafuq?!? Only in Hyrule could a man pick his teeth with a toothpick and accidentally shoot himself in the face.
September 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm #
Nothing actually points to Link’s age in The Legend of Zelda, and the old man was simply helping him, not sending him on his quest x_x
September 23, 2012 at 1:09 pm #
if you took a wooden sword into the woods you could do some serious damage to the flora and fauna. a baseball bat is basically a wooden sword; if someone charged at me with a baseball bat i’d better believe they could kick my butt.
September 23, 2012 at 11:14 pm #
And thus the adventure starts…
September 24, 2012 at 11:32 am #
Hey, a sharp stick HURTS. And if you’ve ever been hit with a stick, that’s painful.
September 25, 2012 at 3:33 pm #
And also, the manual did say that, just not 5 minutes earlier, he saved Impa from Moblins on that screen.
How exactly, and where did Impa go, is a mystery for the ages…. unless we get a 3D remake of Zelda 1 or soemthing (that would be sweet).