Ludicrousness of Zelda

Ludicrousness of Zelda

Ludicrousness of Zelda

by Steve Napierski to Comics

You think that’s ludicrous. What about the fact that the most powerful creature in Hyrule is a chicken?

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Discussion (12)¬

  1. BigLord
    BigLord says:
    September 22, 2012 at 10:01 am #

    cuckoo*

    :P

    • Gathma
      Gathma says:
      September 22, 2012 at 2:19 pm #

      Cuccoo*

      :P

  2. Nemo
    Nemo says:
    September 22, 2012 at 11:55 pm #

    It’s a freakin chicken.

  3. PrinceJonathan
    PrinceJonathan says:
    September 23, 2012 at 2:02 am #

    What I never understood was why a “wooden sword”? What a stupid weapon to go into battle with, it’s just a goddamn stick! Why couldn’t it have been made of bronze? That’s a good material for a starting sword. Then the White Sword could be made of steel, and the Magic Sword could be made of…I dunno…cheese or something I guess.

    Seriously wood! What am I going to do with it, give Aquamentus a splinter!?!

    • Frankie D.
      Frankie D. says:
      September 23, 2012 at 9:28 am #

      You think bronze is easy for poor villagers to have lying around?

      • PrinceJonathan
        PrinceJonathan says:
        September 23, 2012 at 11:09 am #

        Iron then, I only said bronze because the color of the wooden sword is brown.

        And those villagers aren’t poor, every time I go into their houses and ransack the place I find rupees in every pot, and they’re rich enough to keep refilling them after I leave.

        • PrinceJonathan
          PrinceJonathan says:
          September 23, 2012 at 11:15 am #

          And one more thing, it’s wood right, and it can shoot FRICKEN LASER BEAMS! How in dafuq?!? Only in Hyrule could a man pick his teeth with a toothpick and accidentally shoot himself in the face.

  4. drsonic1
    drsonic1 says:
    September 23, 2012 at 12:00 pm #

    Nothing actually points to Link’s age in The Legend of Zelda, and the old man was simply helping him, not sending him on his quest x_x

  5. psylensse
    psylensse says:
    September 23, 2012 at 1:09 pm #

    if you took a wooden sword into the woods you could do some serious damage to the flora and fauna. a baseball bat is basically a wooden sword; if someone charged at me with a baseball bat i’d better believe they could kick my butt.

  6. qwerqsar
    qwerqsar says:
    September 23, 2012 at 11:14 pm #

    And thus the adventure starts…

  7. Triaxx2
    Triaxx2 says:
    September 24, 2012 at 11:32 am #

    Hey, a sharp stick HURTS. And if you’ve ever been hit with a stick, that’s painful.

  8. Xuncu
    Xuncu says:
    September 25, 2012 at 3:33 pm #

    And also, the manual did say that, just not 5 minutes earlier, he saved Impa from Moblins on that screen.
    How exactly, and where did Impa go, is a mystery for the ages…. unless we get a 3D remake of Zelda 1 or soemthing (that would be sweet).