Ludicrousness of Zelda [ COMIC ]

You think that’s ludicrous. What about the fact that the most powerful creature in Hyrule is a chicken?

source: deviantART


  • BigLord



    • Gathma



  • Nemo

    It’s a freakin chicken.

  • PrinceJonathan

    What I never understood was why a “wooden sword”? What a stupid weapon to go into battle with, it’s just a goddamn stick! Why couldn’t it have been made of bronze? That’s a good material for a starting sword. Then the White Sword could be made of steel, and the Magic Sword could be made of…I dunno…cheese or something I guess.

    Seriously wood! What am I going to do with it, give Aquamentus a splinter!?!

    • Frankie D.

      You think bronze is easy for poor villagers to have lying around?

      • PrinceJonathan

        Iron then, I only said bronze because the color of the wooden sword is brown.

        And those villagers aren’t poor, every time I go into their houses and ransack the place I find rupees in every pot, and they’re rich enough to keep refilling them after I leave.

        • PrinceJonathan

          And one more thing, it’s wood right, and it can shoot FRICKEN LASER BEAMS! How in dafuq?!? Only in Hyrule could a man pick his teeth with a toothpick and accidentally shoot himself in the face.

  • drsonic1

    Nothing actually points to Link’s age in The Legend of Zelda, and the old man was simply helping him, not sending him on his quest x_x

  • psylensse

    if you took a wooden sword into the woods you could do some serious damage to the flora and fauna. a baseball bat is basically a wooden sword; if someone charged at me with a baseball bat i’d better believe they could kick my butt.

  • And thus the adventure starts…

  • Triaxx2

    Hey, a sharp stick HURTS. And if you’ve ever been hit with a stick, that’s painful.

  • And also, the manual did say that, just not 5 minutes earlier, he saved Impa from Moblins on that screen.
    How exactly, and where did Impa go, is a mystery for the ages…. unless we get a 3D remake of Zelda 1 or soemthing (that would be sweet).