Oh, Link. You’re such a cheeky little lad.
She then serves him some food an a potion and sends him on his way….
And this is why she never puts out after a world saving, she’s brings this up EVERY time.
[NOTE: Even saving the world doesn't mean she has to put out for you, she's not an object you won. But a simple kiss wouldn't hurt, Zelda]
Excuuuuuuse me, Princess.
+1 internet for you!
Link’s penis is in the back of his head.
Zelda looks a little like Pauline from Donkey Kong.
100 village whores > 1 virgin princess.
(I would have loved it if each time you visited them, they took some gold from you.)
I wonder how this comic would have gone if you needed your magic replenished instead?
I wonder how different this comic would have been if it featured the old woman that restores his magic instead.