I Love You So Much It Hurts [ COMIC ]

How does that old adage go? If you play with fire or pet a Slugma, you get burned.

In video game or anime formats, Pokémon are generally adorable. Makes you wonder if they were real, how many of them would people actually want to keep as pets? Personally, I think it would probably be like it is now. Where the cuddly, furry ones (ie. dogs, cats, ferrets, etc…) would make good pets and the reptilian creatures are more niche. Sadly I don’t see this boding well for Bulbasaur (my favorite Pokémon), but I do see this working out well for Bidoof (my least favorite Pokémon). Ain’t that a kick in the head?

source: Double Xp


  • Krixous

    I wouldn’t keep a fire pokemon as a pet but if I could id totally have a squirtle id would’ve had it so long that it would be a blastoise by now god your basically screwed if you want any non-cutesy pokemon a 6 foot turtle with super water cannons to blow holes in your house.

    • Chaos


      Giant pissed off magnetic metal spider tank with FOUR GODDAMN BRAINS. Serves as transportation, wrecking ball, and calculator.

      • Lektio

        They pin their prey down and eat it alive. Don’t tick it off.

  • Triaxx2

    I live in Michigan. I would welcome a fire type or three.

  • Phaelin

    Hey guys remember that episode of Pokémon where Ponyta/Rapidash only burns you if it doesn’t like you?

    Yeah, I know I’m digging deep for that one.