How to Talk to Women

How to Talk to Women

How to Talk to Women

by Steve Napierski to Comics

As a father of two girls, I have always told my kids never to talk to a strangers pressing the “A” button. They’re good kids. They know better. But I think my real problem is during their teenager years when snot nosed punks start pressing the “A” button around them. I will be completely honest with you, not looking forward to those days. Nor am I looking forward to buying/owning a shotgun and keeping them off my porch. Oh, yeah! I need to build a porch too.

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Discussion (3)¬

  1. porkroll
    porkroll says:
    December 1, 2013 at 1:12 pm #

    Just wait until you hear your folks’ words and sayings (that you always hated) coming out of your own mouth.

  2. JulieR
    JulieR says:
    December 1, 2013 at 3:34 pm #

    With good yard-level design, you can delay the punks for at least two years until they make enough money on their paper routes (or by beating up rival high-school gangs) to buy the strat guide.

  3. Xuncu
    Xuncu says:
    December 1, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

    In a few decades, you’ll need to grow a lawn to tell kids to get off of, but it’s never too early to tone up that fist-shaking arm!