Hero of Crime [ COMIC ]

Do you want me to save the world or do you want fresh eggs? Choose!


  • But … but you are never able to /kill/ chickens in Zelda games.

    • In Soviet Russia Chicken kills you….

      • X_Intolerable_X

        On planet Earth that joke isn’t funny.

        • iamme

          In soviet russia it is… but i am pretty sure that concept is mostly dead… (

    • Sixclaws

      Yes you can, with the fire rod in the GB/GBC games you can roast them.

  • Anon

    Dude, you got it wrong, chickens KILL YOU, not the other way around

    • Redsleeves

      In Link’s Awakening, you could very much kill chickens. It just took the Fire Rod to do so.

  • Rob

    sweet mother of mammaries in the second panel

  • Phaelin

    Gamer Logic: You can’t use SWORDS to kill CHICKENS!