Hero of Crime

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Hero of Crime

Posted on February 3, 2012 to Comics

Do you want me to save the world or do you want fresh eggs? Choose!

Discussion (9)¬

  1. Kimari says:
    February 3, 2012 at 1:07 pm #

    But … but you are never able to /kill/ chickens in Zelda games.

    • Drackmore says:
      February 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

      In Soviet Russia Chicken kills you….

      • X_Intolerable_X says:
        February 4, 2012 at 3:36 am #

        On planet Earth that joke isn’t funny.

        • iamme says:
          February 4, 2012 at 8:12 am #

          In soviet russia it is… but i am pretty sure that concept is mostly dead… (

    • Sixclaws says:
      February 4, 2012 at 9:11 am #

      Yes you can, with the fire rod in the GB/GBC games you can roast them.

  2. Anon says:
    February 3, 2012 at 1:09 pm #

    Dude, you got it wrong, chickens KILL YOU, not the other way around

    • Redsleeves says:
      February 4, 2012 at 9:36 am #

      In Link’s Awakening, you could very much kill chickens. It just took the Fire Rod to do so.

  3. Rob says:
    February 3, 2012 at 1:26 pm #

    sweet mother of mammaries in the second panel

  4. Phaelin says:
    February 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm #

    Gamer Logic: You can’t use SWORDS to kill CHICKENS!