“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a pair of breasts to the eye.”
When I was a kid, my family and I used to play this game together. Out of the entire game, there are two things we remember the best: Riding Epona and the Great Fairy’s pointy breasts!
Wouldn’t that be three things?
Ah, you raise a good POINT.
It’s because he didn’t close his eyes.