Funny. I think I would have gone for “You kids get off my LAN!!” But I’m not sure that joke would have been as easily understood by the general populace.
The LAN joke also wouldn’t have made much sense because kids can get onto your lawn a lot more easily than they can get onto your LAN. Say what you will about wireless security, but kids at the age where they’d ignore property boundaries that blatantly wouldn’t likely know enough about how to get past access point encryption.
Not speaking from personal experience, but easily 1 in 4 wireless networks are visible and unsecured. Just saying.
Don’t forget it’s 2007 and this is an old man.
Wireless Modems from ISPs weren’t really a thing back then and I doubt this guy got a wireless router for a desktop PC.
True. I doubt he even knows what a router is. He probably just hooked his PC, which is running Windows XP, directly into the modem and uses Internet Explorer 6 to get his stories.
I’ll have nightmares about that tonight.. :c