Incidents like this are the reason that I created the Long Term Game Calculator, years ago.
This Steam Sale, I bought:
Poker Night and the Inventory
Poker Night 2: Electric Boogaloo (or whatever it’s called)
Hitman: Absolution (… Why?)
Baldurs Gate 2: Enhanced Edition
The Walking Dead: Season 1 (and DLC episode)
The Walking Dead: Season 2
Already burned through The walking Dead 1 and 2 (to the extent possible), but BG2:EE is gonna take a while.
Why would anyone use the touchpad if they had a mouse readily available? Yes, I decided to be That Guy.
Oh well, this story is pretty true for me, but at least I haven’t bought anything from the sales this time… Yet.
In his defense, the guy isn’t very bright. He bought a laptop that has no keyboard.