After almost thirty years of princess rescuing, isn’t it about time that Mario gets more than a confectionery treat as his reward?
I… guess all that built-up tension WASN’T good for anyone, eh?
Well, 20 years of cake and nothing else does that.
Well… at least it wasn’t Toad in the bed.
I’ve always assumed Mario’s getting laid but that Nintendo can’t exactly talk about hanky panky in a family friendly series. This “Mario never gets the goods” meme has always struck me as a bit silly.
So you’re saying cake is a metaphor/innuendo?
Let us consult with the wise Katy Perry on this one.
I love the cat.