Don’t Do Drugs! [ COMIC ]

This is so twistedly bizarre it’s awesome! Mario riding a smoker was actually one of the items on my bucket list… Until now.

Nick Borkowicz: Eating mushrooms and exploring foreign sewage systems may look like a lot of fun but you couldn’t be more wrong. Talk to your kids about drugs.

As you can guess from the quote above, today’s guest strip was done by Nick “Ghostfreehood” Borkowicz the creator of Oh, Perilous World and one of the guys behind the equally as awesome event Super Art Fight. I can’t thank him enough for creating this guest strip. This one truly falls into the “my sense of humor” category of comics. Thanks again!

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  • David Herbert

    I want to see a “Super Mario on Acid” game now.

    • AndrewFoose

      It’s called Super Mario Bros.

  • kelsey

    this thing probably has a less of an annoying voice than yoshi though. :D

    • Chaos

      He’d just cough and gag the whole way and probably shit smoke everywhere so Mario couldn’t see.

  • Foreverbadass

    ‘Ellis is that you!?’

    Mario…doing the jockey’s job better than the jockey one day at a time…just without the irritating laughter.

  • Randomgamerdude

    Oh believe me, after that episode of X-Files with the human radioactive flatworm I don’t want to see a sewer again in my life.

  • Kyree

    Alright, Nintendo. Here’s your next Mario, Metroid and Zelda game: Zombie Apocalypse.

    Come on, everybody’s doing it!