Looks like Link enjoys stacking the choices in his favor. Both of those options seem pretty similar to me. Though I honestly think this letter was intended for someone else.
I’d take being like-liked by a girl any day.
Yeah, it sounds great until they eat your shield and smack you to near-death…
I like Like-Likes. I imagine they’re full of naughty tentacles.
I don’t like Redeads though, BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH OH GOD GET IT OFF ME!!!
Well, I’d take a girl like-liking me over a slime anyway, but…the like-like only takes your shield (and sometimes your armor) when he’s done with you. If a girl is done with you, she’ll take ALOT more…
My immediate thought: